Tell me what you see when you first look at the cover. What I thought I was getting was that Rob Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were just married. I wonder why I would think that. They even have the only photos and show the couple in what could be wedding attire. Of course, the entire world would probably know it if they did and OK! would never be the first to know, so I thought they were going to try and turn it into a planning on getting married article. Nope. The article even starts off talking about their honeymoon. You have to carefully read the entire article and read between the lines to realize the magazine is simply talking about the couple's honeymoon as characters Edward and Bella. Yep. Despite the fact they use Rob & Kristen on the cover and show scenes of what is frolicking honeymoon like, the whole thing is just about the movie. And the publishers wonder why they can't make any money.
Points for gall.
ReplyDeleteI am just rolling my eyes and shrugging my shoulders about this.
ReplyDeleteSo Edward and Bella go somewhere sunny on their honeymoon? Sparkly.
ReplyDeleteWhat I really want to know is, were the little Gosselins really expelled from school, or are they talking about how they were expelled from her uterus.
I know this is for tweens but to make a mockery of vampires to have him running around on the beach getting a tan is just, just wrong!
ReplyDeleteWhy make him a vampire if nothing of vampire lore is followed.
i swear this vampire trend just up and passed me by...and i'm so ok w/ that. i'm far more interested in the side blurb about why JS is racing to the altar...
ReplyDeleteI can't even snark on this, it's so dumb.
ReplyDeleteShakey, they were expelled for "rage issues." Shocker.
ReplyDeleteHow messed up must the Gosselin kids be to get expelled at age six? I've never heard of such a thing. And now those two will be home schooled, so they'll barely ever get to leave the family compound and interact with other kids. Sad situation for them that is entirely their parents fault.
ReplyDeleteThat's not OK, OK!
ReplyDeleteI'd have rage issues too if either of those asshats were my parents.
This is the reason why if my attention is caught by a tabloid I find the longest supermarket line and read fast and furiously. I never spend money on those rags.
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