Apparently there are new ways for reality stars to torture me. I thought I had heard of every possible way for someone to make my life a miserable hell, but Kim Kardashian has found a new way to make sure that I cannot even turn to my radio for sanctuary. According to TMZ, Kim is making a record. Yep. Somehow, someone convinced her she can sing and with the help of computers and autotunes and anything else known or conceived by man or science, she is going to spring the record on an unsuspecting world. She is working with The Dream and other top name producers who probably want to sleep with her and probably tell her she is great when in reality she probably sucks. The only thing that could possibly make this worse is if she did a duet with Willow Smith called I Will Shake My Butt While You Whip Your Hair. Oh, or one with Justin Bieber entitled, Baby, Butt, Butt, Baby.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Noooooooooooooooo
Apparently there are new ways for reality stars to torture me. I thought I had heard of every possible way for someone to make my life a miserable hell, but Kim Kardashian has found a new way to make sure that I cannot even turn to my radio for sanctuary. According to TMZ, Kim is making a record. Yep. Somehow, someone convinced her she can sing and with the help of computers and autotunes and anything else known or conceived by man or science, she is going to spring the record on an unsuspecting world. She is working with The Dream and other top name producers who probably want to sleep with her and probably tell her she is great when in reality she probably sucks. The only thing that could possibly make this worse is if she did a duet with Willow Smith called I Will Shake My Butt While You Whip Your Hair. Oh, or one with Justin Bieber entitled, Baby, Butt, Butt, Baby.