Apparently there are new ways for reality stars to torture me. I thought I had heard of every possible way for someone to make my life a miserable hell, but Kim Kardashian has found a new way to make sure that I cannot even turn to my radio for sanctuary. According to TMZ, Kim is making a record. Yep. Somehow, someone convinced her she can sing and with the help of computers and autotunes and anything else known or conceived by man or science, she is going to spring the record on an unsuspecting world. She is working with The Dream and other top name producers who probably want to sleep with her and probably tell her she is great when in reality she probably sucks. The only thing that could possibly make this worse is if she did a duet with Willow Smith called I Will Shake My Butt While You Whip Your Hair. Oh, or one with Justin Bieber entitled, Baby, Butt, Butt, Baby.
Tuesday, November 02, 2010
Noooooooooooooooo
Apparently there are new ways for reality stars to torture me. I thought I had heard of every possible way for someone to make my life a miserable hell, but Kim Kardashian has found a new way to make sure that I cannot even turn to my radio for sanctuary. According to TMZ, Kim is making a record. Yep. Somehow, someone convinced her she can sing and with the help of computers and autotunes and anything else known or conceived by man or science, she is going to spring the record on an unsuspecting world. She is working with The Dream and other top name producers who probably want to sleep with her and probably tell her she is great when in reality she probably sucks. The only thing that could possibly make this worse is if she did a duet with Willow Smith called I Will Shake My Butt While You Whip Your Hair. Oh, or one with Justin Bieber entitled, Baby, Butt, Butt, Baby.
I'll be happy when the Kardashian phase the world is in is over.
ReplyDelete"a duet with Willow Smith called I Will Shake My Butt While You Whip Your Hair."
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!!
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ReplyDeleteUm - Lainey has a blind today which has essentially already been revealed as Justin Bieber having lost his virginity to this skank via anal sex. She wanted to be his first and wanted him to be able to brag about it, apparently.
ReplyDeleteOh RocketQueen, I saw that today and thought the same thing.
ReplyDeleteShe is utterly disgusting. When I read it I knew it was Bieber, but her reveal site has pegged (haha) the woman as Kim, which makes perfect sense.
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen
ReplyDeleteoh no...so gross!! She looks like she could be his mom. ugh..
@RQ, where is her reveal site?
ReplyDeleteAs long as we keep buying into her bullshit, she will be around. As long as people keep writing and commenting about her, she has 'validity'.... I'm taking a stand - no more commenting on KK posts for me!
ReplyDeleteLike Charlie Sheen, these celebrities only exist because we allow them to. When the public decides not to support, then the advertisers will move on to someone new.
@Patty - go here:
ReplyDeletehttp://laineyblinds.blogspot.com/2010/01/2010-blind-items.html
I hope there is a duet with Sir Mix A Lot!
ReplyDeleteThanks RQ! And Enty, quit giving them ideas!!
ReplyDeletePerhaps it's the mother in me, but if I were Bieber's mom, I would make it my mission in life to denounce and humiliate that shameless whore every chance I got.
ReplyDeleteWhat really bothers me that if the roles were reversed, and it was a 30 yr old man with a 16 yr old girl, we'd be labeling him a pedophile. How is this any different? He's a kid, and she's supposed to be an adult.
Sickening...
And as for this 'album', I can't imagine it's going to go anywhere, unless she agrees to sleep with every guy who buys it. On second though, she just might offer. After all, what's a few more guys to a broad that's seen more shaft than an elevator?
@ RQ - Kim had sex with the Beebs? Eww!! If it is true, hopefully she'll be sent to jail and we'll be rid of her.
ReplyDeleteLainey has a blind today which has essentially already been revealed as Justin Bieber having lost his virginity to this skank via anal sex.
ReplyDeleteJeez, Kim is vile.
I usually send Bieber links to my niece who looooves him, but this is one tidbit she won't get getting from me. Nasty.
no surprise with kim but just nasty... isnt the rumors about her and her sister with joe jackson legendary...
ReplyDeleteIck nast. She should be arrested.
ReplyDeleteI guess he would have been 16 at the time so just barely legal?!
ReplyDeleteWhat's the age of consent in Canada.
ReplyDeleteLove the headline-Nooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteHahaha
Bieber looks like an 8 year old child, so gross to the anal sex thingy.
I too will be glad when the world comes out of the trance this family has managed to put everyone in.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I hear about another media made celebrity putting out an album I get a little sadder for the individuals and bands in the world who have real talent and can't get a record deal despite it. It doesn't matter that this bimbo can't hold a tune--legions of stupid people with more money that sense will rush out and get it, and declare her the greatest act in the world. The day the music died indeed.
It's the fifth horse of the apocalypse
ReplyDeleteWait a minnit, wait a minnit...
ReplyDeleteThis little boy lost his virginity to KK in her anus?
Excluding the KK part,
ANY boy/teen/man who loses it *anally* might never like vagina as well, which is sad!
Look, men love the butt, no matter how big or small their unit is.
Once they get that taste they bug the livin' hell outta you for it forever. (especially if you sometimes like it)
Oh, and she was Under Contract for that shit, don't be fooled. That ass is up for a price world wide, trust me.
ReplyDeleteI don't think that reveal has anything to do with Lainey. It says it's just the opinion of one person and has nothing to do with LG. Lainey said today:
ReplyDeleteFrom Lainey's live blog: It's not Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene.
"Lainey: Clue clue clue: fixating on the physical size of the ass and the notoriety of it isn't leading you in the right direction. (I'm taking that as not Kardashian)"
Hey Kim...
ReplyDelete"She works haaard for the money..."
I do watch the show but don't recall ever hearing Kim sing? Can she sing?? Or will we be treated to something along the lines of Kim Zolciak & The Countess?
ReplyDeleteSeriously Kim? You're 30. Go be a trophy wife or something.
ReplyDelete@timebob
ReplyDelete16. Was 14 until May of 1998.
@Rose - good point. That being said, that site is often DEAD ON correct. They do update as Lainey gives clues, so I'll keep an eye out :)
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