It was a busy Thanksgiving weekend for Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal. On Thanksgiving Day the couple was spotted in Brooklyn getting some maple lattes. Well, because you know, there is nothing like getting your sugar fix on Thanksgiving morning. I mean, when pie and cranberries and sweet potatoes, just are not enough, you need to get that maple syrup in you also.
Then, obviously enjoying coffee, the pair was spotted again in Nashville on Saturday getting some more coffee.
Already beyond bored with this fauxmance. Next.
ReplyDeleteYou can sure tell when Jake has a new movie 'out'.
ReplyDeleteDrinking coffee is probably the most stimulating thing they do together. So why not?
ReplyDelete@B626 - Good point. He'd probably rather be showmancing Anne Hathaway but she looks like she actually likes to get some.
ReplyDeleteMaybe coffee's the only public venue they have contractually agreed on.
ReplyDeleteCoffee requires the least emotional commitment of all the food related dates.
ReplyDeleteAgree with FS. Don't care about this fauxmance.
ReplyDeletedid she get as much $$ as Reese?
ReplyDeletepoor Austin Nichols. he wanted a latte too.
ReplyDeleteAre they on the 35 city tour of Starbucks?
ReplyDeleteTaylor is on the Hollywood beard payroll. They sipped coffee while going through the latest Playgirl mag.
ReplyDeleteIsn't she barely 18?
ReplyDeleteTaylor is so naive and un-self-aware (made up word, keeping it)
ReplyDeleteI think she honestly thinks she might have a real romance going on. You, know like the "real romance" she had with John Mayer.
At least Jake won't hump, pump and dump her. I mean unless she has a penis we don't know about.
I think she is 20.
ReplyDeleteEVERYONE KNOWS Jake so CUT IT OUT!
ReplyDeleteI am not sure what to make of Taylor Swift constantly hooking up with guys who's sexuality is questionable (Joe Jonas now Jake). Is she a lezzo who is trying to hide her own sexuality or is she a crazy sex freak who is trying to keep her shenanigans under wraps by hooking up with boring/quiet types?
Taylor is supposed to be the BV about the girl who is a virgin.
ReplyDeleteI think she's not just a virgin but asexual. And she said something about never drinking alcohol because she couldn't ever, ever lose control for one moment. I wouldn't be surprised if she never has sex even once in her life. Ever.
ReplyDeleteUgh. Annoyed. Can whoever made up that hilarious Taylor Swift song about her and Mayer do something with this?
ReplyDeleteTaylor is supposed to be the BV about the girl who is a virgin.
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought Blind Items were supposed to be unlikely, surprising guesses.
Does Jake Gyllenhall really drink that much coffee while out with girlfriends? That seems to be the only thing the paps ever catch him doing.
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