#1 - This former almost A list female television actress and now a struggling C+ movie actress has been trying to get some good roles again. Her plan? She has been sleeping with different agents, producers and directors on an almost nightly basis.
#2 & 3- This B+ television actor from a hit cable show almost got fired despite the fact he is the biggest star on the show. The reason? He grabbed the breast of the wife of the creator of the show. Twice. He claimed both times he was drunk and slipped. #2- Actor. #3 - Show
#4 - This breakout star of the hottest reality show on right now, refuses to talk to castmates unless he is getting paid or filming. He has also hired a staff and has started doing blow more frequently.
4-The Situation
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ReplyDeleteOh Jennifer Aniston...
ReplyDelete1) Mischa
ReplyDelete2) Dennis Leary - 3) Rescue Me?
4) The Situation
Ditto all of RocketQueen's guesses. I think she hit them.
ReplyDelete#4 is definitely the Situation. I can't wait til his money runs out and he no longer has a staff or loads of blow.
ReplyDeletebut the co creator of rescue me is peter tolan and his wife is umm....not grabable i would think unless someone is into grandmas?
ReplyDeleteI'm still confused by the term "cable". Does that mean MTV, VH1, F/X, etc, or does it mean HBO, Showtime, etc.?
ReplyDeletechopchop all those networks are cable--just some are ad supported and some subscription supported.
ReplyDelete@chopchop, I think HBO Showtime et al are Premium channels. The rest that you can't get with an antennae are cable.
ReplyDeleteIn America, cable channels are any they people pay to watch. Our free network channels are ABC, CBS, NBC, CW, PAX, and MyNetworkTV.
ReplyDeleteThe standby answer for blinds like 2 and 3 is always Entourage. Who is Marky Mark married to? Is she grabbable?
ReplyDeleteI really hate to think it but #2 is probably Charlie Hunnam from Sons of Anarchy. Kurt Sutter is the show creator and his wife, Katey Segal plays his mom on the show.
ReplyDeleteSince Denis Leary is co-creator of Rescue Me, I doubt that it is him
ReplyDeletei'd dispute that charlie's the biggest star on 'SOA.' i love him but i don't know that he's B+.
ReplyDeleteand i really can't believe it's leary since he's one of the creators of 'rescue me'.
#1 Aniston
ReplyDelete#2 Duchovny
#3 Californication
$4 Situation
Could it be David Duchovny of "Californication"?
ReplyDeleteI know that he has a sex addiction.
Can't find much info on the creator of the show, Tom Kapinos.
Funny aside: Tom Kapinos was the executive producer of Dawson's Creek for the college years- he gave a quote in which he bashed the four main actors as "monstrous."
The Situation needs to get in touch with Heidi & Spencer.
ReplyDeleteDef the Sitch for number 4. Better watch out cuz the pepsi is contaminated these days! http://www.usatoday.com/news/health/2010-06-06-dirty-cocaine_N.htm
ReplyDelete@Looserdude - Wahlberg's wife is definitely grabbable, but I think she's pregnant again at the 'mo? Which would make it a much more heinous offense ;)
ReplyDelete1. Mischa Barton
ReplyDelete2. Jason Lee on Memphis Beat or Kevin Dillon on Entourage
3. The Situation
1. Katherine Heigl
ReplyDelete2. David Boreanaz
ReplyDelete3. Definitely "the Situation"
I like the Aniston guess. If it has worked before, why change tactics?
ReplyDelete1 - First guess was Mischa, but I don't think she was ever close to an A - B at best. This fits Aniston better.
ReplyDeleteNo guess for 2 & 3.
4 is def the Situation. Can't stand that guy. The sooner he fades into oblivion, the better.
Aniston is A list, despite how fluffy her movies are. She has movie project after movie project lined up in which she is always the lead female and her movies always make money. Also, doesn't she have her own production company? She's not struggling and this is definitely not her.
ReplyDelete#2 & 3- And it's probably not... Jon Hamm, Mad Men - Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad - Michael C. Hall, Dexter - Danny McBride, Eastbound & Down.
ReplyDeleteAnd we can also exclude True Blood.
I agree that Aniston is A list: she was a lead on an ensemble television show for a network that lasted more than ten seasons.
ReplyDeleteAccording to one of Enty's versions, A-list is "someone who has had their own show or been the star of a television show for more than 5 years combined or 3 years on one show"
http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2007/05/todays-blind-items-jackass.html
So, I guess the actress didn't go beyond season 3.
#2 and #3 - I'd guess Thomas Jane from Hung. That show is created by Dmitry Lipkin and Colette Burson, who are a married couple.
ReplyDeleteJeffrey Donovan
ReplyDeleteBurn Notice for #2 & #3
IF it's basic cable
Yup someone from Entourage if it's premium cable-probably Piven
How about Debra Messing for number one.
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll say Jon Hamm and Mad Men for two and three
The Situation sounds good for number four and I can't blame him for not talking to the others when he's off the clock.
I must say, there are a few co-workers I wouldn't talk to unless I was on the clock getting paid.
ReplyDeleteOoooo, I like the guess of Messing as #1.
ReplyDeleteDebra Messing is a good guess, but how about ole Karen Walker. Megan Mullaly is doing Butter Commercials on TV with a disco song. I'm sure she is disgraced over that.
ReplyDeleteI thought Duchovny for #2- Californication #3
ReplyDelete#4 Situation.
I don't know if Mischa is even Ct.......
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ReplyDelete#1 Sarah Michelle Gellar
ReplyDeleteMs Cool nailed it. I think that's spot on.
ReplyDeleteI am a huge and devout Jersey Shore fan -- I loved the first season, and the second one got suddenly interesting midseason as the cast started to experience all kinds of drama. Mike's behavior was strange but extremely telegenic -- I think it makes sense for them not to talk outside the filming. I can't wait for the third season. JWoww has redefined my understanding of what the human body can look like. And all the chicks from "Canadia" -- it's just too much, this show. I got one of my friends to watch it and he sat immobile in a chair the whole show, stunned -- it's one of the most riveting reality shows ever, if you like that shameful genre.
ReplyDeleteDamn you Barton. Now I will have to watch JS to see what you are talking about.
ReplyDeleteDavid Duchovny is Executive Producer of "Californication," so it's not him.
ReplyDeleteI grew up with "Jersey Shore" type people. You could not pay me to watch that shit. As soon as I graduated HS I moved 3000 miles away to distance myself as much as I could!
ReplyDeleteRead Lainey's column for Friday. She shares a monstrous quote from the next Meryl Streep, Jessica Alba:
ReplyDelete“Good actors, never use the script unless it’s amazing writing. All the good actors I’ve worked with, they all say whatever they want to say.”
Then she goes on to say, "It's all about the director."
Could #1 be her? If so, I hope every writer in town reads her words and rebels. (Hint to Alba: some writers are also writer/directors and don't care much for actors who disrespect their material.)
Also #2 could be Piven, as he is known for such bad behavior and is rumored to have been involved in an alleged assault incident in High School that his parents covered up.
What about Ron Pealrman from SoA for 2 and 3? He's definitely a bog part of the show and has some name recognition.
ReplyDelete#2-Ray Romano? Men of a Certain Age. That would be funny.
ReplyDeleteI have been pondering the first one for a while, and I have to admit: I actually felt good about the possibility that Mischa was out having sex every single day with producers and executives. She normally hangs with lowlife skankbags and bottomfeeding hipster famewhores in hoodies and knit caps -- I'd be happy to see her trade up a few steps, and I think things would be better if she were kept busy.
ReplyDelete#1: Why hasn't anybody mentioned Betty White?
ReplyDelete#4 - ANDY COHEN! :)
ReplyDeleteI don't know which makes me feel worse about the state of the world today... the fact that the Jersey Shore is the hottest reality show, or the fact that the Situation is considered a "breakout star".
ReplyDeleteI think they both equally make me want to cry. This has to be a sign of the apocolypse.
this is surely not the correct guess for 2/3, but it entertains me greatly:
ReplyDeletedanny devito, grabbing kaitlin olson (wife of rob mcelhenny).
I don't think danny devito would apologize for it, though.
Coke Mom Looking rough Thursday.
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Lafawnduh - that is some scary stuff! Basically the reason I don't mess with any of that since I was a smallm very stupid equation.
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ReplyDeletegoogle: debra messing 11/04/10
ReplyDeletethen go to the first website: rip-productions (Ann Taylor)
She looks terribleeeeeeee!