Four For Friday - Strange Sex
#1 - This A list television comedic actor who has done lots of movies sweats so much while having sex that he has multiple layers of towels on his bed.
#2 - This Twilight actor gets lot of sex. The thing is, he is a big germophobe so he insists on the women he sleeps with do not kiss him and wear surgical gloves. Yeah, sounds fun.
#3 - This C+ list actor who made his fame on a hit cable show turned movie franchise has a penis so small that he only hires people to have sex with him and they have to say how large he is.
#4 - This B+ list actress from a hit network medical drama had a boyfriend. They went out. It came time to have sex, and she made her boyfriend dress up like one of the male characters on her show.
#2 I'll go w/ Kellan Lutz, just cause I hate his name.
ReplyDelete#3 Jason Lewis from SATC
Surely #3 is my ex-boyfriend. *shudder*
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1. Jon Cryer
ReplyDelete2. Lutz or maybe that Jasper guy? Or is that his character's name? I've just bored myself talking about Twilight.
3. Lewis is a great guess!
4. Olivia Wilde - I'm down with making a man dress like House :)
#1 has got to be Alec Baldwin. It's not that I dislike him, it's just that he looks like he would sweat alot having sex due to his size and the physical exertion it would take!! :o)
ReplyDelete#2 Jackson Rathbone or whatever his name is.
ReplyDelete#1 Kevin James
ReplyDelete#3 Jason Lewis
#4 Sandra Oh
1 - Kevin James
ReplyDelete3 - Johnny Knoxville
I thought about Sandra Oh for #4 - but then couldn't decide if Grey's is a comedy. I don't watch - is it?
ReplyDeleteI like the Alec Baldwin guess a LOT, penelope. Sold.
LOL @ Valerie. We dated the same guy?
ReplyDeleteAny woman can take out any man with 4 little words. Is it in yet?
#1 Steve Carrell
ReplyDelete#2 Cam Gigandet
#3 Was going to say Chris Noth, but Jason Lewis is so much better!
#4 Sandra Oh
I'm going Danny De Vito for number 1 - he is in some sitcom and is waaaay hairy so he has got to be gross sweaty during sex!! (and look at him - he just looks like he would need the towels!)
ReplyDeleteand jason lewis is probably right no. 3 - but I don't want it to be!!
1 = Alec Baldwin. He is so yucky with all of his hair.
ReplyDelete2 = I'm thinking Gigandet or Lutz
3 = Jason Lewis
4 = Sandra Oh... I think she has it out for McDreamy.
Grey's Anatomy is a Drama, not a comedy.
#1 I like the Cryer and Baldwin guesses. While I could see it for Kevin James, I don't think he's A-list. Not DeVito or Carrell (both seemingly happily married).
ReplyDelete#2 Don't know/care but yuck.
#3 Lewis seems like a perfect guess. Maybe that's why he likes to be coked up.
#4 I like the Oh or Wilde guesses.
Isn't Gigandet with his baby mama, though?
ReplyDeleteSteve Carell for #1. He just strikes me as a sweaty guy.
ReplyDeleteWhy wouldn't number one be David Spade? Is he no longer A-list?
ReplyDelete@sunnyside....I still tell the joke every now and then....what are three 2 letter words for small....is it in? LOL
ReplyDelete1) On the Alec Baldwin bandwagon
ReplyDelete2) Heck sounds like this guy and Terrance Howard would bathe the woman in Lysol before the deed. What a mood enhancer no kiising and surgical gloves sound like.
3)Why oh why couldn't #3 be Charlie Sheen.
4) Oooo #4 is almost a twofer if we guess the woman we need to guess the man too.
1. Steve Carrell. Call it a hunch.
ReplyDelete2. Peter Facinelli or whatever his name is.
3. Bam Margera.
4. I have no clue, but I want a reveal for this one...and her number.
What about Charlie Sheen for #1?
ReplyDeleteNoooo, not Jason Lewis. Samantha wouldn't have been with him so long if he was hamster-hung. Pick one of the other guys like Mario Cantone, wait no, not him, I like him. Oh hell.
ReplyDeleteOT, but People says Michael Phelps and Brittny Gastineau Are Dating. Can't find the blind about the athlete, but I think this is the answer.
ReplyDeleteBased on the way she drools on her co-star in interviews, I'd say the actress (Lisa something) who plays Cuddy on House for #4.
ReplyDeleteGood guess Melody! Lisa Edelstein fits and she no longer has a boyfriend. The way she drools over her married costar is kinda creepy.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Alec Baldwin for #1, and I would still do him. Thanks for yet another photo Enty, keep 'em coming!
ReplyDelete#1 I immediately thought Steve Carrell, although I could see it being Baldwin.
ReplyDelete#2 Jackson Rathbone
#3 The only ones from SATC that fit this are Jason Lewis & Gilles Marini. I can't imagine it being the later. What about David Eigenberg?
#4 Creepy!
# 3 wouldn't be Jason Lewis. He was linked to Rosario Dawson awhile back.
ReplyDeleteOther than that I've got nothing.
#1 has got to be Jason Segel
ReplyDeleteNot really liking the jokes being made about who number 3 is. It's not like it is his fault, and there is certainly nothing he can do about it. And if he has to hire professionals to give him an ego boost, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
ReplyDeleteWhoever he is, I sincerely hope he finds the right woman who doesn't care about penis size all that much and doesn't laugh in his face. Poor guy.
ETA Number one sounds like Charlie Sheen. If he is as big a booze and coke hound as he appears to be, he is sure to get sweaty when he goes through the DT's. But whoever it is, he is at least thoughtful enough to think ahead and provide towels.
ReplyDeleteWhoever number two is, I am surprised they are an actor if they are a germaphobe. A movie set isn't the most sterile place in the world. Unless of course he is a big name enough to have his own trailer, and other than the 3 big stars of the franchise, I can't see production providing private trailers for the rest.
Basil, but what if it was Jeremy Piven?
ReplyDelete#2: Confused?
ReplyDeleteHe will stick his penis in a vagina that may or may not have an STD, with the possibility of the condom falling off, and he's worried about kissing?
Okay
#1 So thought Alec Baldwin
ReplyDelete#2 Any of them
#3 I would LOVE it to be Johnny Knoxville
#4 Not sure
I agree with Steve Carell for #1 and Jackson Rathbone for #2 just because i dont believe Kelan Lutz is having sex with women =P
ReplyDeleteDoes the fact that number #3 says 'people' rather than 'women' signify anything about Jason Lewis' preferences if this is indeed him? Or anyway, whoever this is about?
ReplyDeleteOr man, Basil.
ReplyDelete#3 is not Bam Margera. Trust me.
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ReplyDeleteCalifornia blondie, I think you are mixing up fact and fiction. "Samantha" is a character, as is "Smith". Jason Lewis is a real person. I really hope you were kidding in your comment.
ReplyDeletewhat about the guy who plays the gay bff? I am totally blanking on his name, but he is not cute, would have to pay people to have sex with him.
For #2, one can only hope that some day he will be kidnapped by John Mayer and forced to endure some highly unhygienic scenes. Maybe John Mayer has a purpose in this world after all.
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ReplyDelete#1 screams Jeremy Piven. That douche is always sweating in every single photo I've seen of him.
ReplyDeletedeets grape
ReplyDelete1. Pivert
ReplyDelete2. Jackson Rathbone
3. Mario Cantone
4. Ellen Pompeo
I'd love it to be Alec Baldwin and I'd still do him... I can't help myself I like him...
ReplyDeleteI would have thought #1 to be Robin Williams. TV being "Mork and Mindy."
ReplyDeleteFor the #4 guess: Olivia Wilde and Ellem Pompeo are both married so the "boyfriend" angle won't apply to them. OW eloped when she was 18, long before "House."
ReplyDeletePSL - Samamtha IS a real person. I'm sure! Ergo, Jason Lewis is not #3. I cannot imagine he is in the "where is it" category. Not.Possible.
ReplyDeleteThe answer is NOT Jackson Rathbone. 100% positive.
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