Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Dina Lohan Found Another Child To Make Money For Her


Dina Lohan just keeps throwing out her kids in hopes one of them can generate some income for her. In her latest move, Dina's production company, is all set to make a movie starring Michael Lohan Jr. Oh, and lest you forget he is related to Lindsay, the first sentence of the press release calls him the younger brother of "International Starlet Lindsay Lohan." Yes, all in caps. Apparently having an older sister who is an International Starlet makes you automatically read for the lead in a movie. The story is about three upper middle class kids who start using heroin and Michael will star. I would write more, but my hands are shaking from laughing so hard. Make sure you bring Carvel ice cream to the premiere and wear your mesh shirts.

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