Dina Lohan Found Another Child To Make Money For Her
Dina Lohan just keeps throwing out her kids in hopes one of them can generate some income for her. In her latest move, Dina's production company, is all set to make a movie starring Michael Lohan Jr. Oh, and lest you forget he is related to Lindsay, the first sentence of the press release calls him the younger brother of "International Starlet Lindsay Lohan." Yes, all in caps. Apparently having an older sister who is an International Starlet makes you automatically read for the lead in a movie. The story is about three upper middle class kids who start using heroin and Michael will star. I would write more, but my hands are shaking from laughing so hard. Make sure you bring Carvel ice cream to the premiere and wear your mesh shirts.
"3 middle class kids who start using heroin", Wow what an acting stretch with Lindsey as a sister.
ReplyDeleteThis is just awful. Dina is an awful person.
ReplyDeletewell Lindsay has done all the research for him
ReplyDeleteIt is actually more comical that Dina has a production company. What idiot would provide her financing.
ReplyDeleteI fear the heroin on set won't be a prop, if this dreck ever gets as far as production.
ReplyDelete"Make sure you bring Carvel ice cream to the premiere"
ReplyDeleteOh, Enty...that was beautiful.
All kidding aside, when the fuck is someone going to throw a bucket of water or drop a house on Dina Lohan. The bitch is walking evil.
Big props to Enty for the Carvel comment!
ReplyDelete"middle class"??? The Lohans are Longeyeland hillbillies.
I thought he was the sensible one?
ReplyDeleteHow long does one get called a starlet in that town? It reminds me of the Japanese thirtysomethings who carry around hello kitty backpacks to make themselves appear younger.
ReplyDeleteGranted, LiLo is still young, but hasn't she been around long enough to lose the "let" moniker?
And why is she not an actor, even in the mind of her own MOTHER? Or singer, even. Just not... starlet...
ReplyDeletewhite oprah repulses me even more than michael's mesh shirt.
ReplyDeleteEXCELLENT point, Linnea. She's talking about her daughter as a BRAND and income, rather than as a person with an in-question career.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't get past the words "Dina's production company" for 20 minutes, so hard was I laughing.
ReplyDeleteInternational Harlot, i mean Starlet, Lindsay.
ReplyDeleteLittle Miss Smoke and Mirrors- I was thinking the exact same thing, and every time I read it I start laughing all over again. Dina Lohan really is a comedic goldmine that keeps on giving.
ReplyDeleteJust what the hell is a production company when you have a b*tch like Dina Lohan's claws on it?
ReplyDeleteI bet in her case the production company consists of some poor slob from a temp agency with a laptop.
As for this "movie" you'd have to pay me to see it. Pay me a LOT.
Y'all don't pummel me for this...but I think this youngun is VERY handsome.
ReplyDeleteWonder what kinda body he's rocking...?
@selena - he looks just like Michael Senior!! Is there something you want to confess involving mesh shirts? ;)
ReplyDeleteMichael Jr., you seemed like the only one with any sense in your f'd up family. Do yourself a favor...drop this project and drop your mother before she sucks out your soul. Don't suffer your sisters' fates.
ReplyDeleteIs this the son who is Summa Cum Laude? Isn't he supposed to be smart?
ReplyDeleteWho wrote the screenplay? Dina? Will it be called The Lohans? And wouldn't it be a kick in the teeth if Lindsay doesn't get a role?
Bahahaha.
LOL shakey! Yes, that was what Dina kept repeating in the Matt Lauer interview to convince the world how great a mother she is.
ReplyDeleteI think Michael (Jr!!) is cute! He looks a lot like pre-surgery Lindsey. BTW, I cannot distinguish an upper lip in that picture of Lindsey.