Would You Want Your Kid Around Paris Hilton?

Apparently Cy Waits has a 7 year old daughter. For some reason his ex allows Cy to see the daughter which means the 7 year old has probably spent some time around Paris Hilton. That frightens me. Paris has said in the past that she would be a great mom because she takes such good care of her pets. Uh huh. I can't imagine a scenario where a parent would let Paris watch their kids for five seconds.

Paris has said before that she wants to have at least four kids. That is not going to happen. I think she said that so people would actually think she could care about something or someone other than herself. She can't. I am grateful that she has not reproduced. I find it disturbing enough that some poor 7 year old girl would have to spend a precious weekend with Paris and be subjected to inane conversation, lectures on Valtrex, and games including, "Oh that's where that pet went last year. I should have looked in that closet. That's hot."