Apparently Teresa Guidice must be more relevant than I thought. Sure, the bankruptcy story was good and the fact that her husband, Joe, was sentenced to jail for DUI was kind of interesting, but I don't think I really care about whether he went to strip clubs or flirted with women at work. Oh, and the strip club closed 4 years ago. How is that even relevant now? Even if it is mildly amusing is it worth an entire cover? Life & Style thinks so. I am more interested to see how well the cover sells and if we will be inundated with Real Housewives on covers.
The magazine does make one juicy implication, although it is not really a surprise either. They say that the strip club was a front for prostitution implying that Joe had some extracurricular activities while he was there. They don't say it of course. Meh, I think I would have been way more surprised if they had some kind of headline that said he went to church every week and was in bed by 9pm. Is anyone surprised the guy frequented strip clubs?
Teresa probably paid them to put her on the cover because she's having trouble with her contract negotiations.
ReplyDeleteIs there really that much of a market for these reality stars? I realize reality shows are this generation's soap operas, but still...I would only think these shows get ratings just by the sheer amount of times they're repeated.
ReplyDeleteI can not wait until reality goes out of style
ReplyDeleteLast season's Watch What Happens reunion thingie was the best! Teresa was so agitated by Danielle that she was visibly hyperventilating. If Teresa gets asked about Joe and the hos while in front of a camera, prepare for some fireworks because she can't control her temper.
ReplyDelete"Meh" is right.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't have happened to a nicer person.
ReplyDeleteI read that he was a strip club "regular" a while back. Teresa's desperate attempts (family trip to Italy,new baby,new boobies) to keep him won't work in the long run. Be careful Joe, she has zero self-control.
ReplyDeletedamn she is ugly
ReplyDeleteI'm just wondering if Khloé K was bullied by her mom.
ReplyDeleteThe Mum keeps saying "Get on that internet thing and send an email to Bravo that Teresa needs to stay on the show. I won't watch without her."
ReplyDeleteUh, sorry Mum, ain't happening...
Hell no I am not surprised that Joe frequented strip clubs or maybe paid hookers.
ReplyDeleteGyahh! Slow news week much, Life & Style?
@shakey - I can't speak to the content in that particular article, but Khloe totally called out Perez Hilton for calling her "fat" and "fugly" last week when he was going on and on about ending bullying and how he was going to do his part. I'm no Kardashian fan, but she was dead right to call him a hypocritical ass when his job involves bullying people all day long.
ReplyDeleteRe that "family trip" to Italy: that was supposed to be the adults and their parents, but when Theresa and Joe told the brats they weren't coming, they started crying to the point that Theresa told them, "We're only kidding! Of course you're coming!" She caved in, the way she always does, and threw a wrench in the works for the rest of the travellers.
ReplyDelete@Robert - Yeah, that scene made me sick. Those kids are AWFUL.
ReplyDeleteUmmm, if I was married to Teresa, I would think time spent would a stripper or hooker would be like a walk in the park.