The Salahis Threaten To Sue Anyone Who Calls Them White House Party Crashers

The Salahis are going to be spending the next bazillion years in court if they keep their pledge to sue anyone who refers to them as White House party crashers. Their lawyer, Lisa Bloom, who also represents Michael Lohan, released a statement that says, "The Salahis did not 'crash' the White House dinner, nor the Black Caucus dinner. It is simply a false statement of fact, and defamatory, to call the Salahis 'party crashers,' as it suggests they have committed crimes."

I'm not sure how crashing a party is a crime. I have crashed lots of parties in my life. In fact, let me tell you a little story about me back in the day. High school. Way back. When I was living upstairs at my parent's place instead of being relegated to the basement.

Anyway, three or four of my friends were out on a Friday night and we could not find this party we were supposed to be going to. We were driving around an apartment complex looking and we noticed there was a party going on in the apartment clubhouse. Thinking it might be our party, we got out and went in. Nope, not our party. It was instead a party for 20 somethings but there were ice chests full of beer and lots of food sitting out on trays. It was a big party so we kind of blended in and drank and ate and no one seemed to notice we were there. Was it a crime? I don't think so. Now, when we decided to all grab six beers to go and ran for it, now that might have been a crime but crashing a party does not imply anything criminal and considering how many people have said the Salahis crashed the White House State dinner I think they don't stand much of a chance. The only reason they are even notable in the world is because of that incident. I cannot stand them.