Reason # 4,876,342 That Michael Lohan Is An Idiot
Much like McDonald's has said they have served billions and billions of burgers, Michael Lohan has shown us that he has billions and billions of ways of being an idiot. In his latest example of idiocy and to draw attention to himself because that seems to be his full time job, Michael has said that he plans to start drinking again and then get admitted to rehab at Betty Ford so he can be close to Lindsay. Uh huh. And what makes him so sure that Betty Ford will take him? I am guessing they won't. Oh, can you imagine a drunk Michael Lohan? You think he is an obnoxious ass now, I can just imagine when he is drinking that he must be a huge ray of sunshine.
Oh, he also says that he is going to get himself arrested at Betty Ford if they won't let him in to see his daughter. Do you think maybe Michael that what Lindsay needs is some time away from the two people in the world who seem to only see dollar signs flashing when they think of Lindsay? Yep, Michael that is you and Dina.