Note To Self - Don't Approach Drug Sniffing Dogs With Drugs
Ralphie May has learned a very important lesson. While carrying drugs it is not really the best idea to go over and pet the drug sniffing dogs. Perhaps Ralphie had been smoking some of the pot he was charged with possessing because he did just that.
"When I got to baggage claim, I actually walked up to the dog. I love dogs and petted Nickey, the beautiful shepherd mix, and she sat down. That indicates to the handler that I had marijuana on me. I didn't know that, I just thought that dog loved me. Then another dog came over and it sat down as well and I petted that dog too. I was thinking these dogs love me they can tell I'm a dog person."
He probably thought he was some magic pied piper and that Cesar was going to have some competition in the dog reality world.
What a dumbass
ReplyDeleteHe was stupid for not knowing that he should stay away from airport security (including dogs) but this is also too funny that he believed the dogs just loved him. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI can see him doing that. Then I picture ten dogs all sitting quietly around him, staring as he's trying to pet all of them. Then the handlers trying to hold their laughter in as Ralphie has no idea that he's been caught. What an image.
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ReplyDeleteYou can't make this up!
ReplyDeleteAnyone who tries to get get grass on a plane is a moron.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! This is one of the best things I have read all day!
ReplyDeletewho is this person?
ReplyDelete@Jackie - LOL! I agree.
ReplyDeleteThank you Jackie for the wonderful image. I'm now wiping the smudged eyeliner off of my cheeks because I was laughing so hard at it.
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ReplyDeletethat said tho...can't hate on him too much given his soft spot for animals.
or maybe he was just stoned.
... and then he ate both the dogs.
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! he thought they liked him and could tell he was a dog person!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletethat is freaking high larious. please oh please ralphie may, put this in your next special.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ this post. What a dumb-dumb.
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