Lindsay Lohan Can't Afford Rehab - Needs Sponsor
Lindsay Lohan can't find any takers for a lucrative post rehab interview and can't make any money while she is in rehab. Meanwhile,. Dina is probably spending Lindsay's money at an alarming rate. So, what does that mean for Lindsay? "There is simply no money left. Lindsay manages to live high off the generosity of others; however, asking for free clothes and dinners at fancy restaurants is one thing, asking for $50,000 cash is something totally different. Her people tried and failed to sell her first post rehab interview for big bucks, so her only option now is to find some sort of sponsor."
Yes, I can see it now. I have said it before that Lindsay needs to tattoo a name of a company on her body or sell naming rights to herself. Change that middle name to Rockstar or Red Bull and watch the money roll in. Until then though, she is kind of stuck. She has to stay in rehab and I doubt that Lindsay cannot come up with $50K. There must be someone who would be willing to pay her money for something. Cough. Don't be surprised if Lindsay ends up going to some foreign country right after she gets finished with the whole rehab and probation thing in February.
