Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Let's Talk Charlie Sheen


When I am forced to summarize all the stories from someone twice in a year, you know there is a problem. Shortly after Christmas there were a million stories about Charlie and his beat down of Brooke Mueller and now this. Here is what is being reported. Radar managed to get some texts directly from Charlie. In them he said, “Oh my man, I’m fine. The story is totally overblown and overplayed as far as the reality of the scenario.”

Well, it might have been overblown, but the fact is the hooker is the one who called 911 because she was scared for her life. Probably with good reason. I am still not sure how the two ended up in the closet together screaming when police arrived. One report said previously that the hooker locked herself in the bathroom to call the police so how did she end up in the closet with Charlie, and why were they screaming? Maybe because she saw him in the light or that he had blood all over his body from the glass of the chandelier? Also, Charlie did test positive for coke at the hospital so that rehab thing is really working well. According to Life & Style, Charlie and his hooker had sex in the bathroom during the dinner prior to the hotel room blowup. Charlie actually had dinner with a bunch of hookers that night and Denise came by to join the dinner, but apparently grew tired of seeing all the hourly ladies and left.

And if you are one of those people who loves Kneepads, then you will love the sanitized version of Charlie. No mention of coke, just a brief hospital stay and possible intoxication. Oh, and Charlie can't wait to return to week. This week he is helping a friend by making a cameo appearance in a movie. They have their heads so far up publicist's butts at that organization I am surprised they can even check their watches to see when they can go home.


23 comments:

  1. How often do people use condoms when banging hookers or Charlie Sheen in bathroom stalls? Yeah. That's what I thought. Nasty.

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  2. With all the time he was spending with Deniese lately. I thought he was trying to be on best behavior and reconcile with her.

    Wow was I wrong.

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  3. I feel sorry for his family, parents down to the kids.

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  4. I can't even begin to understand this level of self-destruction. I do hope that whatever his demons, he will find solace somewhere other than hookers, drugs and alcohol.

    His kids and his family don't deserve to watch this.

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  5. And he's televisions highest paid actor right now? Wonderful.

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  6. I thought the police found him on his bed naked and the hooker was in the closet. Regardless, I have come questions: 1) How can CBS continue to extend his contract and how can the American public continue to watch such a stupid show with an obviously addicted, violent lead actor. 2) He is on probation in Colorado. From what I heard, they are not going arrest him for breaking parole. 3) Surprised the cops didn't find coke in the hotel room.

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  7. Ive never heard any other source say they were BOTH in the bathroom/closet when police arrived. Where is this coming from?

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  8. The NY papers are saying that Colorado won't revoke his parole because he wasn't charged with a crime in NY. (Notice he hot-footed it out of town on a private jet last night before anyone in the D.A.'s office starting wondering...) Also now there's a rumor that there was another woman and several other men in the room with them.

    And the "hooker" is IDed as a celebrity golddigger. Gad, he's so self-destructive he hooks up with potential wife #4, instead of just having the concierge send him a professional?

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  9. The bathroom/closest conundrum has me scratching my head. I don't understand how that is a factual discrepency in the reporting, but alas, it totally is.

    Fuck, Colorado and CBS. And the hooker and the hotel for not pressing charges.

    This guy clearly is a fucked up woman beater. And I agree with whoever posted yesterday the hypocrisy in this clown getting work and support while Mel Gibson is shunned. It seems everywhere you turn, people or institutions are letting him get away with his bullshit. I guess someone needs to end up dead for anyone to take notice.

    I can't believe Denise attempted to have dinner with him and his hookers. What a god damn moron.

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  10. You know Denise is loving that she got on the Today Show because of this.

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  11. Damn, I missed Denise on the Today show. What did she say?

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  12. I didn't see it, but something about "believing in her ex" ROLLING MY EYES.

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  13. All I know is that if/when I become a lawyer, no celebrity is getting off scot free with me. I won't play.

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  14. I heard that the little girls, Denise, Charlie and the hooker were dining together. God, I hope not. And I am done with that show--haven't really watched it this year. Definitely won't be in the future.

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  15. he's been getting away with this shit for years. people who like him just say 'oh that charlie!! he's so funny!' nobody EVER takes it seriously. i know some of those people and that's what they say.

    CBS doesn't give a fuck as long as that show brings in the viewers. that whole culture out there is drowning in booze and drugs. nobody cares as long as they make $$$$$.

    charlie will end up dead. book it.

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  16. more than how does he get away with this shit, I really want to know who exactly is watching that piece of shit show of his. Seriously. It is the stupidest piece of shit show I have ever seen. And I think it is in syndication, so I will have to flip past it for the next ten years of my life.

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  17. You GO, Sue Ellen!!!

    Kick some lawyerly ass!

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  18. No, Charlie will be the next Phil Spector.

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  19. Come on. Charles is pushing 50. If he hasn't died yet, what's the point? Look, everybody has him as a wife beater, out of control coke head, loser. Losers are those things, but he stays on top. He works really hard so no, his career isn't going anywhere? Why?
    Because he is just like the REST of Hollywood. They are all in the same pod.

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  20. Forget the closet/bathroom question. You're telling me Denise sat down with her ex and some hookers and had a freaking meal? WTF!!

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  21. @ardleigh - That's what I don't get..why'd she even go in the first place.

    Glad to know he can't get his sh** together for even just a full weekend ww/ his kids.

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