Jessica Simpson's Boyfriend Is Free To Try And Marry Her

The guy who does nothing all day and night but follow Jessica Simpson around is now free to try and marry her. The divorce of Eric Johnson was finalized last week giving him the chance to do it all over again with Jessica. I know this guy is going to marry her. All of her other boyfriends were not the marrying kind. This guy is and does not want to walk away from this treasure trove. Even if he signs a pre-nup, so what? He is not paying for anything now and at least if he gets married to her and they divorce he will get something. A whole lot more than the $0 a year he earns right now in a job.

You know Jessica wants to get married and probably wants babies. Do you think John Mayer was going to give them to her? Tony Romo? Maybe, but Joe Simpson trying to pull a Kris Jenner and manging him probably hurt that a bit. Oh, and Jessica wanting Tony to dress up like Ken. This Eric guy will give her all of that. Then he will start talking about reality shows and how he is going to have a career and work with Joe and we will all laugh.