I'm Sorry My Wife Was Killed But I Have An Audition To Make

I don't even know where to begin with on this one. It is so disgusting and callous that there really are no words. Joe Finley, a contestant on America's Got Talent, says that he and his wife took some ecstasy on Friday night and went out to party. He then said that he heard his wife get up at 3am and he assumed she was getting ice. OK, let us stop right there for a second. Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah. From every guy that has ever killed a woman in a hotel room. OK, carry on Joe. Joe said that when he woke up around what I am guessing is noon his wife was still not there. Did he go looking for her? Nope. Called the front desk and asked them to page her. He then left for his 2pm audition for the show.

The police stopped him on his way. They chatted for awhile and the police then let him go to his audition. After the audition, Joe admitted to the police he had ecstasy on him so they arrested him. Look, I don't know if Joe killed his wife. I do know this though for sure. If the police told you that your wife was dead and presumably murdered and you went to an audition for a glorified talent show you are a grade one a-hole.