Tuesday, October 26, 2010

I Want To Watch A Sean Penn & Jessica White Argument

We already know Sean Penn has a huge temper. Now it seems as if his girlfriend, Jessica White, also has a huge temper. Over the weekend Jessica was arrested and charged with assault after Jessica grabbed the woman by the hair and punching her in the face because the woman had tried to get Jessica's taxi. Or at least Jessica said it was her taxi. Can you imagine what it must be like when Sean Penn and this woman argue. Dishes flying, furniture being trashed. Plus they both chain smoke so after every five minutes they probably have to take a break to catch their breath and have a smoke.

According to Pop Eater, Jessica once took a baseball bat to a friend's car after an argument. She and Naomi Campbell could have a contest to determine who is the meanest super model. Televise it and the winner gets to yell at their maid for a year with no repercussion. They could have events like the baseball bat to the car or cell phone throwing for accuracy. Name calling of domestic help. Points for creativity and for swearing at your help in their native language.

14 comments:

  1. I'd be willing to bet big money both these two love the yayo. It fuels this kind of behaviour.

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  2. so does publicity

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  3. and the make-up sex...

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  4. If these two weren't quasi-celebs, they'd be rotting in jail with the rest of the high-tempered trash.

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  5. Like my momma always says, crazy is as crazy does. ;)

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  6. at least he found his soul mate.

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  7. Maybe this one can defend herself at least. And I mean physically.

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  8. Wow .. peas in a pod .. granted .. demented peas.

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  9. I always thought that he and Madonna probably slapped the crap out of each other and then had ferocious make-up sex.

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  10. Match made in heaven...

    How did RWP stay with him so long???

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  11. If they're the demented peas, I pity the pod (to paraphrase Seth Green in Party Monster)

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