Get Out The Cartier Bracelets, Jennifer Love Hewitt Has A New Guy
Jennifer Love Hewitt introduced her latest guy to the press this week. If history is any kind of example, things will be great for about six months and marriage will be discussed, Cartier love bracelets will be exchanged and then Alex Beh will move on. Jennifer ran the Los Angeles Rock And Roll half marathon and so did her new guy. He says that she is great and she said he was great and blah blah blah. Alex says that before the two began dating he read her dating book. Really? Before they started dating? I don't believe that, but I bet he read it right after they started talking because she probably gave him an autographed copy.
"It’s very informative. I learned all I needed to know. When I first met her, I really was able to just map out all the things to do and not to do." Yeah, Alex, but she did not include a chapter about her mother, and it really does not matter what you do or don't do, you will be history within a year. Good luck though.
Yeah, that's actually kind of spooky? He read her book, learned what she liked and used it to approach her? She reminds me of Jessica Simpson in a lot of ways.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for a person like JLH who just seems so desperately to want love and marriage, but can never seem to get there. Maybe it's because she looks at every guy as "the one", but in the end she just looks foolish and flaky.
ReplyDeleteI hope she checked this guy's I.D.
ReplyDeleteI love that his last name is Beh. It's really close to meh, which he will be saying about her in a year. This one needs to learn that not everyone is going to treat you like your Ma does. She should stop trying to fit people into a mold they do not fit into and just chill the eff out.
ReplyDeletethat part about her mom? Blind item hint? I remember something about a mom in one of the blinds recently.
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a blind item about the actress with all the rules for her sexual activity that was supposd to be JLH as well?
ReplyDeletehahahaha!!!!!! i love it when you make fun of her and her love bracelets!!!!!!!
ReplyDelete@ Robert If it's her she probably has to wear a tiara like she does in the tub.
ReplyDeletesee now, I thought this was a BI reveal about the star who started dating her stalker, he even had a wisp of her hair...
ReplyDeletei can't hate on her...i think she's harmless...needy, maybe, but harmless...and he, well he's just doofy-looking. no sex appeal at. all.
ReplyDeletei always thought the BI about the 30 year old virgin was her...
ReplyDeleteI actually don't think Cartier is doing the charity Love bracelet anymore. Girlfriend is outta luck.
ReplyDeleteWhat Pookie said....
ReplyDeleteI thought she was the 30 year old virgin with sparkle on her privates. I think she is a globber, who just globs onto any man she can. You know the type, they are black holes of need who men run from. I hope he is her stalker, because then they would be perfect for each other and he would not have to go too far to find her.
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