Diddily Piddily Gives Breet Favre Advice On How To Make His Peen Look Bigger

Apparently Piddily Diddily suffered the same fate as many of us who decided to look at Brett Favre's peen. Because Diddily is a problem solver he has some advice for Brett in the future.
"With these new Blackberrys (smart phones) there's a certain angle (from the shoulder) that it gives you an increase in size and width that after you take the picture you cannot help but to send it to a loved one!"

Diddily also says he is a big sexter. "I'm a sex texter, sexting. This is an art and this is a relationship that men and women have had since the beginning of mobile devices. But here's the mistake - when you send the picture with your head. You have to do headless sexting. I mean you gotta keep things spicy."

Somehow Diddily does not seem the spicy type.