Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Chelsea Handler Loves Guys Who Want Gay People To Kill Themselves

You know, I am not a big fan of Chelsea Handler, but I really have to admit I thought she had a touch more class than what she showed this weekend. Yes, I know, I am expecting a lot from a woman who made a sex tape as part of her resume and who showed you really do get ahead when you have sex with your boss.

Over the weekend, Chelsea was spotted making out and getting groped by 50 Cent in a New Orleans bar. Of course last week, Fiddy showed what kind of person he is by telling people who are gay that they should kill themselves. And what does Chelsea think of it? Obviously nothing considering she was playing tonsil hockey with the guy over the weekend. So, Chelsea supports the guy who said that.


27 comments:

  1. i haven't liked Chelsea in some time. there was shift in her comedy and demeanor not long ago.now she's just a bitter hag, who's STILL lying about her age,for real.

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  2. Anonymous9:36 AM

    And not for nothing, actions speak louder than words. While comedians Margaret Cho, Kathy Griffin, Wanda Sykes, and Sarah Silverman all come out and send very vocal messages regarding the recent string of gay suicides, Chelsea hasn't done a single thing. Not even a brief blog post. No mention of it on her show, and I've seen her lambasting other celebs... but not this retard. This picture speaks PAGES of who she is. Suddenly I don't like her all that much.

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  3. So 2 douche bags hooked up? Big deal...least they aren't infecting other non douche bags. It's not like her uterus is young enough to spawn more douche bags.

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  4. I've never liked Chelsea, and this confirms what I already know - she's a jerk.

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  5. @jax, "bitter hag" - that's perfect!

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  6. That is one of the oddest celebrity pairings I've seen in a long time. Aside from being celebrities and sex, what could they possibly have in common?

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  7. I am totally confused. I thought 50 Cent was gay. Seriously.

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  9. Chelsea Handler is one of the most un-funny "comediennes" I have ever seen. Ever. She really must have fucked her way through Comedy Central management, because I just can't fathom how she woudl otherwise get her own weekly stupid-ass show.

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  10. Hmm, this is a tough one. I thought she was a passable talk-show host, but there was something unfunny about her schtick ("I'm an alcoholic who had sex with a bunch of strangers, and I'm not joking"). It wasn't schtick, for starters, it was real. It would be like a movie star filming himself doing a ton of drugs and later saying, "Isn't that a hoot, I filmed myself being high and out of control?" Oh wait, Phoenix did that. Hmm. Well, still unfunny.

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  11. she's the Dane Cook of comediennes?

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  12. Not for nothin but I doubt she is dealing with 50 due to his beliefs on gays. And although people may not agree with what he said he is entitled to his opinion.

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  13. Im with Jax here.

    I knew that idiot was homophobic. but I had never imagined he could go that far. Its so, so horrible.

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  14. I think she is the subject of Lainey's recent blind. Anyone else read it? Aside from that, I have read her books and actually laughed out loud. Funny Stuff. This thing with Fiddy I think started when he was guest. They were flirting wildly. I am surprised by Fiddy's tweet. Totally not cool after what happened last week. I think he owes an apology.

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  15. KristenS, I believe she did...her ex-BF is the head of Comcast, and I've read in the past that's how she got her own show. I can believe it, cause I sure as hell don't know why anyone would want to give HER a show.

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  16. @merrick - just came back to write that! She's the only (and best) guess so far.

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  17. Anonymous1:18 PM

    and with all your ranting and raving, nothing will happen to them. their asses, but so are many other people.

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  18. Can someone tell me the gist of the blind? I don't remember this one.

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  19. I went from liking her to hating her when she produced that Pretty Wild bs show with the little tramp/drug addicts.
    Over it.

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  20. Anonymous1:55 PM

    I think this is the Lainey Blind to which merrick is referring:

    http://laineygossip.com/Blind_Riddle_Her_First_Request_05oct10.aspx

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  21. Thanks for the link candid canary. I agree, this certainly sounds like Chelsea. I used to like her, but jax nailed it with the bitter hag comment.

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  22. Was there additional context to the 50 tweet? I read it as "(hetero) men should go down on women." Was there additional context to this that I am not getting? Couldn't it have been just a stupid tweet?

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  23. I was kind of surprised that Chelsea didn't have anything to say about 50's tweet b/c she does seem to be pretty outspoken on her beliefs about gay rights. But she also seems to have a thing for African American rappers too, if you watch her show. Although I thought 50 was gay...

    Also, I thought she was dating Dave Salmoni???

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  24. First, Chelsea befriends Jennifer Aniston (BARF) and now she is kidding Fiddy! Gross all around!

    Ted Casablanca has a BV about Fiddy, RE Fiddy being gay.

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  25. its kanye who is gay not 50

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  26. Fitty probably hired her for this whole thing to dispel his own gay rumors...

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  27. I saw her open for Dave Attell a few years ago and she was ok then, but not great.

    And she needs to invest in some Botox or a good plastic surgeon if she wants anyone to believe she's 35. I could barely type that without laughing.

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