Andy Dick Gives A Group Of Tourists A Lasting Memory
So often when tourists come visit Los Angeles, they leave without getting to see a celebrity and no, the ones on Hollywood Blvd. don't count. Well, Andy Dick wanted to make sure one group of tourists went back to their homes all over the world knowing they had seen more of a celebrity than they probably cared to.
Yesterday afternoon, a very, very drunk Andy Dick was sitting outside at a coffee shop when a celebrity tour bus stopped nearby. Andy kissed the guy next to him, stood up and took out his d*ck and said something like, ‘This is me!’ After that he staggered out down the street, making quite the commotion once he left."
You would think at some point he would get his life together. When he is sober he can be so funny, but those days seem really few and far between. Now, he is just a joke and I know one of these days we will read about him dying and all the promise he had which he never fulfilled.
What a shame. Wasn't he revealed as one of the few (only??) people who maintained his sobriety after a Celeb Rehab cycle?
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ReplyDeleteyup he's a future victim for the star whackers.
ReplyDeleteSomehow I read the title as "Terrorists." I guess I need more sleep.
ReplyDeleteThat's just pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI feel bad for the fact that this guy is so out of control and on such a downward spiral, but I also think this particular incident is kind of funny. Those people will be telling this story for the rest of their lives.
ReplyDeleteYeah but if I were him I be embarassed to death for the impression I made to be -- drunken a$$hat.
ReplyDeleteAndy's definitely living up to his name!
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised this wasn't a blind item.
ReplyDeletemaybe he and charlie can get a reality show together. 'dick and prick' or something.
ReplyDeleteI really like Andy's humor. When he acts, he is funny, very funny. But this is terribly sad. Someone needs to help him. He has 3 kids too. Andy, if you are reading, your kids need you, even if you don't need yourself!
ReplyDeletehe is on the express train to crazyville.
ReplyDeleteBless him. He's one of the sweetest guys sober, but he's satan when drunk and drugged up. I don't know if he can be saved. :(
ReplyDeletehe makes me very sad. he went up to one of my friends last year at a gas station and asked for a lift home.... all the way in the valley. he was a complete and total mess and walking around barefoot.
ReplyDeletewish he would get better. life sucks, but it is not that bad.
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ReplyDeleteI don't know why but I feel sympathy for him....he's such a mess. He didn't hurt anyone..just himself.
ReplyDeleteThe chapter on him in Kathy Griffin's (last) book was my favorite. That was some funny stuff.
Andy carries a coffin-purse? Now I've seen everything.
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