Sometime Last Week's Blind Item
This B- comedy actor who spends most of his time doing movies but gained his fame from a sketch show and a very famous character on that show. Anyway, our actor was secretly married a few months ago. No big deal really. Lots of celebrities like to keep that stuff secret. What is juicy though is that his wife, who really no one knows is his wife has been cheating on our actor.
if it's Mike Myers, i'd say she is a beard and they have an arrangement. Dude is GAY. watch for this marriage to become public,by "accident."
ReplyDeletesecretly married huh? interesting.
Someone from SNL?
ReplyDeleteTim Meadows?
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey?
ReplyDeleteI'm not even going to be creative. Just going to guess Jim Carrey. He seemed to lose himself a bit after the breakup with Jenny, and then she moved on to a new guy... maybe he's still rebounding hard. He's also been mysteriously absent from Twitter since May and only just popped up again today.
ReplyDeleteAnd to be servicey, here are some notable sketch comedy shows this could possibly be from, via Wiki:
Chappelle's Show
In Living Color
MADtv
Monty Python (very unlikely)
Mr Show
SNL
SCTV
Kids in the Hall
The State
Upright Citizens Brigade
Mr. Bean?
ReplyDeleteI second the Jim Carrey guess... he was pathetically lonely after splitting from Jenny Mcarthy. Stands to reason he'd rebound with a slut that was after his money?? lol
ReplyDeleteI would think Carrey is higher on the scale than B-?
ReplyDeleteI think Jim Carrey would have to be at least an A. He is instantly recognizable by pretty much everyone and was the highest paid actor for a while.
ReplyDeleteNot that I have a better guess, most of the comedians that come to mind are already married.
I'm not feeling Jim Carey for this one. What character on In Living Color was that famous? The fireman? Nah.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Andy Samberg.
ReplyDeleteJim Carrey was in the New York Post today, talking about him out partying with friends and getting hit on by woman. Kinda think if he was newly married, he would have either been with her, or wouldn't have been out partying since he's always been the stay at home type.
ReplyDeletePlus I'm pretty sure Jim is A list.
Mike Meyers is gay.
Maybe Chris Kattan? He married that woman named Sunshine or something like that a couple years ago then divorced almost immediately.
@FluffyElmo: I agree, I am not even sold on my own guess, because I think Jim is A-list. But he's grown a lot as a performer during his career and done a lot of things people gave only so-so attention to, so maybe "a Jim Carrey movie" doesn't mean what it used to.
ReplyDeleteJessica, Chris 'Mango' Kattan is B-lister? D-list all the way.
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ReplyDeleteMarlon/Damon Waynes, or which ever one did Homey the Clown.
ReplyDeleteRob Schneider -- the "makin' copies" dude.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Eddie Murphy?? Played buckwheat on SNL?? Could see him marrying in haste!
ReplyDeleteI thought of Tracy Morgan. Don't know why though :-)
ReplyDeleteI think Enty reluctantly slated Rob Schneider as A list a while back due to the franchise success of Deuce Bigalow. This could have changed, though given the elapsed time factor.
ReplyDeleteVery famous character from a sketch show brought to mind Ugly Wanda/Jamie Foxx (can he be B- list now due to the Osca?) and Fireman Bill/Jim Carrey (no idea what list he is now, but I would def think he is still A due to opening/carrying his own movies and having been the highest-paid for a while...maybe still is?).
ReplyDeleteBut given recent flops they might both be considered B- by now...who knows?
I would put Schneider as B- before Foxx or Carrey, though, that's for sure.
I keep thinking Rob Schneider as well. Famous enough to be widely known but definitely not A list.
ReplyDeleteI also thought David Spade but he is a regular in a TV show now which doesn't fit.
Rob Corddry?
ReplyDeleteMike Myers - and I echo jax on everything about it.
ReplyDeleteJamie Foxx. To this day anytime I see him all I can think of is Wanda.
ReplyDeleteDavid Spade?
ReplyDeleteAndy Samberg was my first thought.
ReplyDelete- Now I'm on the Mike Myers gay-train, he always gave me that vibe.
i vote for someone from kids in the hall...weren't they in random pics not too long ago?
ReplyDeleteDoes this mean Spade married the Playmate chick he knocked up?
ReplyDeleteOh, BitchNextDoor, I like your thinking.
ReplyDeleteThis is Eddie Murphy. He had the Bora Bora wedding that didn't take a couple years back, so he was technically single and either he married her officially, or he married someone else and isn't bothering to tell anyone.
ReplyDeleteMurphy has so become B-. He can't open a movie anymore except to 8 year olds.
I would have to guess Martin Lawrence - he just recently got married and would be considered "B list" - also his character Sha-nay-nay was infamous during the 90s - the only thing that could discount this theory is that his character was part of a sitcom and not a sketch show. Hmmmmm
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