Thursday, September 23, 2010

Shocker!!! Ashton Kutcher's Mistress Has Lots Of Naked Photos Of Herself


I know, I know. It is hard to believe that a woman who had sex with Ashton Kutcher on the family couch and saved all his text messages to sell to the tabloids would have naked photos of herself floating around on the internet, but she does. Note to future Brittney Jones wannabees. If you want a shot at Playboy or Hustler or some kind of skin magazine, it is best to not have naked photos of yourself out for the world to see for free. It reduces the amount of money you earn from your 15 minutes of scandal.

Anyway, Radar has a nice piece about Brittney. It seems that the dozens of naked photos were taken by one of her boyfriends. Apparently Brittney has no permanent place to stay so lives with a series of guys. Nice. Oh, and she drinks a lot. I have no idea what that has to do with the story, but there you go. If you want to see all the naked photos that are definitely NSFW, click here.


6 comments:

  1. Looks like no one cares about these two loosers. I know I don't. Although Demi Moore deserves better.

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  2. oh god -- i hadn't paid attention before but she looks like a much younger Demi. Oh he totally had an affair and is looking for ways to deliberately hurt Demi.

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  3. you just love to give these whores some shine! lol.

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  4. Am I the last person left on earth who does not have any nude photos or sex tapes of myself?

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  5. Gross.. in one of those photos there is um... splooge on her back! Eww!

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  6. Yes, John, the chick is a certified skank.

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