Let's Talk Lindsay

As you probably know by now, this was one heck of a weekend for Lindsay Lohan. It all started with what we thought was going to be a glorious 29 days without seeing Lindsay, but turned into about 15 hours. The reason? Lindsay's lawyer went to a judge and appealed Lindsay being in jail for 29 days. So, instead of a free rehab, Lindsay is supposedly going to check into one which costs $1000 or more a day. You know, because she has money to burn.

What you may have not seen anywhere, but was told to me late Saturday night was that Lindsay was at The Palm in West Hollywood which is not a big deal, but most people when they go to steak restaurants do not end up spending more of their time in the bathroom rather than eating. Just saying.

Then on Sunday morning, Lindsay woke up to pictures of her splashed all over newspapers and websites all over the world. The pictures, from 2007 when she and Paris and Britney were all in a love triangle show Lindsay with a syringe and also making out with Paris Hilton. Frankly, I could probably use a little heroin too if someone wanted me to make out with Paris. Scientists would probably love to have some samples from that kiss.

So, how to combat all these nasty things about Lindsay? Well, you take your mom and sister and go visit a homeless shelter because that makes the whole world forget everything else. It would have been nice to see Lindsay go to a homeless shelter when it was not a shameless publicity stunt. I can just see Dina Googling homeless shelters and throwing everyone into Lindsay's $150,000 car. Of course Dina has her own problems as she owes $500K to an ex-bodyguard who is not happy.