Did you read the interview Katie Holmes gave to Marie Claire? Don't worry, I read it for you because I like you and don't want you to have to suffer unnecessarily. It is a total suck up job from the very first line. "Katie Holmes doesn't really walk; she glides." I seriously almost got sick. Why don't you just say she walks on water and you would worship her. Right away you know this person is going to let Katie say whatever she wants while she shot guns Kool-Aid.
Katie only manages to call Tom amazing once or twice in the interview although says he is just as big in real life as he in the movies. Does she mean like presence or the fact he is like 5 feet tall at home and in movies?
Date night with Tom? Watching as movie and then discussing it for two hours. Thrill-ing. Oh, and they also play Scrabble but somehow Tom always wins. Nothing about romance or anything like that. It seems more like class and hanging out with a neighbor.
Oh, and as for kids? Well, apparently they must be having trouble doing what they did last time because all of those it will happen soon and we can't wait have turned into "Maybe in a couple of years, but right now I want to make sure I'm really there for Suri. I'm the youngest in my family — my closest sister is five years older than me, and the next one is nine years ahead of me, so I was a bit of an only child, and I liked it! I liked having all of my mom's attention, and sometimes I think I still do."
I think before she said she wanted one so the kids were not too far apart in age. Oh, and if you click over to the site and read the whole article, they also have pictures of "Katie's sexy spread." I clicked over thinking it was going to be some kind of homemade butter or new cheese spread. Turns out it is photos they think are sexy but are really five photos and twelve photos of things they want to sell you.
There are robots that glide.
ReplyDeleteOh, and WTF is she wearing?
ReplyDeleteI detest her side-smile-smirk, or whatever it is. However, some people think it's magical and amazing.
ReplyDeleteEllen, the side-smirk comes from palsy that she had on that side of her face. Though I still get where you are coming from.
ReplyDeleteAnd 2 hours discussing the movie!?! I like to talk about movies and get into heated discussions, but never for that long. That's ridiculous!
She is so full of shit...and just counting the months, weeks, days till she's free....how long was that contract ?
ReplyDeleteOh and enty...thanks for reading it...but you really didn't need to waste your time on it...
I avoid Marie Claire. They used to do celebrity guest editors which meant you got an entire issue of Susan Sarandon or Demi Moore lecturing about their pet projects and how only an idiot (or a man) would disagree with them.
ReplyDelete"... my closest sister is five years older than me, and the next one is nine years ahead of me, so I was a bit of an only child... I liked having all of my mom's attention..."
ReplyDeleteWhat?!?!? What were her sisters and mother up to?
My closest sibling is 6 years older than me, we were always very close and spent most of our time together (when not in school) and our mother paid us both PLENTY of attention!
I find this claim that she felt like an only child the bizarrest thing...
She'd better start to attend Jada "We Just Had Sex" Smith's lessons on giving fake interviews and quick, because her interviews are becoming (yawn) ridiculuos.
ReplyDeleteI thought they didn't have a tv? What are they watching movies on? A sheet pinned to the wall?
ReplyDeleteI hate when people say they're "like" only children. Either you are, or you're not. Either you have siblings, or you don't.
ReplyDeleteAnnoying!
...and yes what is that army wife beater paired with that hooker dress or what ever the hell it is.
ReplyDeleteIf she testified in court like those kids in the Michael Jackson sex abuse case and had to describe Tom's peen I bet she couldn't do it. And that outfit looks like something Siobhan Magnus would wear except Siobhan would look quirky cool while Katie just looks drunk.
ReplyDeletei can relate to what she is saying. my brothers were 5 and 8 years older. by the time i was 11 they both had left the nest to live in other countries. it was like being an only child for a huge portion of my life. it's been just my parents and i for years.
ReplyDeletebut this robot is out of her mind if she thinks we believe 2 hours of movie talk.
@jax
ReplyDeleteYeah, but you still have them, non? I am an only child and, yeah, that's it. No one to call when your parents are being dicks. You just live with it and scream into your pillow or your imaginary friend, Polly. ;)
Sure Katie [Xenu is my master...]
ReplyDeleteactually one is dead and the other has lived in Europe since 87. it's all on me here.
ReplyDeleteShe looks high in that picture--on what, I'm not sure.
ReplyDeleteI read about the one who passed. I didn't want to bring it up though. I get your point- I have a friend whose brother is 10 years older and has been gone since he was 8-, but I guess I just feel different about it cause I'm in the only child club.
ReplyDeleteTom always beats her at Scrabble becawse she can't spell "gay"
ReplyDelete@skeeball: She's not allowed to! And no variations of "short," "crazy," or "midget," either.
ReplyDelete@Robert~LOL
ReplyDeleteWOW WHAT A SURPRISE TOM BEATS HER IN SCRABBLE. i mean, she only seems to know two positive adjectives: AMAZING and INCREDIBLE.
ReplyDeletewhy do we have to hear about this woman? she has no charisma at all.
why are the most famous people the most annoying?????
**steps down from soapbox
Good grief, I am 99% sure Katie has talked about their romantic board game/movie discussion nights before....
ReplyDeleteLOL @ skeeball
I wonder what her parents think about her now...and her arrangement.
Scrabble? I would have guessed Tommy only played Milton Bradley's MYSTREY DATE. I bet he throws a major hissy when he opens the door to the "dud".
ReplyDeleteMy older sisters had the Mystery Date game. They were 7yrs and
ReplyDelete11yrs older then me. They were older but I never got to feel like an only child (unfortunately).
shmooey, i had sisters 5 and 8 years older. they had almost nothing to do with me. i get what she's saying because i felt like an only child most of the time.
ReplyDeletei'm not defending her except about that. i think she's a dead-eyed robot in a fake marriage with a gay midget. and their kid is weird.
@nancer - You're right, different families do have different dynamics.
ReplyDeleteNot all siblings are close, even if they are close in age.
I still find it a bit weird that she says she had all of her mom's attention, it sounds as if the other kids had none of it.
Wait- katie had palsy??? Or was that a joke? Because that side smirk started after Tom, before, she had that toothy, goofy grin & giggled. His "team" made her act more mature and serious, so now she never smiles, she's got the smirk, and she speaks in this whisper.
ReplyDeleteKee-rist, I have seen photos from this spread on a couple of different blogs, and I can't get over how messed up her eyes are.
ReplyDeleteShe looks completely wasted. No wonder her smile/smirk is sideways!
It must be contract renegotiation time! Her father was one of her attorneys and the parents were said to be very controlling of her. There were stories she was barely allowed to leave home to try acting. Very Catholic family. I remember that the pre-nup agreement took a long time and was not a "Here sign this". I bet the custody of children was the tricky part, not the loads of cash she'll walk away with.
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