I think what surprised me most about the Star Magazine article about Brad Pitt cheating on Angelina Jolie is that they did not claim it was with Jennifer Aniston. I guess they leave that for the OK! Magazines of the world. In their latest issue they interview a flight attendant who says she had sex with Brad Pitt and that she is a better lover than Angelina and that Brad Pitt makes three the number of people she has slept with that have also slept with Angelina. Considering Angelina has always said she has not slept with that many people, I'm wondering if the flight attendant also spent some time with Billy Bob.
The flight attendant's name is Racine and she is also a model. Uh huh. She says she likes sleeping with married and attached men the most. "They get so excited when they cheat! It turns me on because I'm able to give them what they lack."
I just read the biography on Joli and she really did sleep with a few people. Often at the same time. Poor Jonny Lee Miller. She broke his heart and then when he was engaged to some woman in England, Jolie she went back and broke them up.
ReplyDeleteYeah, yeah, yawn, yawn. I will believe this when there is proof.
ReplyDeleteShe hasn't ALWAYS said she hadn't slept with a lot of people. That is something she came up with post-Brad hook up and during image sanitization process.
ReplyDeleteAnd this Racine chick, what a prize!
"She says she likes sleeping with married and attached men the most." Marvellous.
I think Racine's daddy didn't love her enough. That is all.
ReplyDeleteI think she has selected memory...what ever suits the "new" image she has created is what she ops to remember.
ReplyDeleteDo I think Brad cheated sure I do...they both probably do...
or too much
ReplyDeleteSo she claims she has slept with three of Angelina's (ex)lovers? Is she trying to say she likes Angelina's sloppy seconds? Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteNo, I remember reading an interview with Angelina, pre-Billy Bob marriage (just prior), where she said she could count the number of people she slept with on one hand. Now, she also said some of them were women, but this isn't a new story for her.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I told Racine my name was Brad Pitt. So what?
ReplyDeleteLet's see. She had the live in boyfriend when she was 15 for starters.
ReplyDeleteLOL looserdude
ReplyDeleteCan something be called a "cheating scandal" when it's total bullshit? I mean, really?
Sunnyside, is that book worth buying? I nearly bought it at full price but realized what a stupid impulse purchase it would be at $30.
ReplyDeleteRacine? Really?
ReplyDeleteI really want to read the Jolie book, too, but I refuse to buy it. Crossing fingers that my public library gets it. They carried the Tom Cruise bio by Morton, which was amazing.
ReplyDeleteIs the Jolie book any good, Sunnyside?
A model. Yes, yes, we know. Cover of Monkey Spank. Yes, we know.
ReplyDeleteHer mother must be so proud.
ReplyDelete@ Momster, no, save your money. I got it at the library.
ReplyDeleteLOLOL@comments
ReplyDelete@susan- ditto! my library had that in record time. and it was GOOD.
ReplyDeletedo you believe Kidman was capable of having Sunday Rose after you read that? i sure as shit didn't.
Thanks, Sunnyside. I'll check there.
ReplyDeleteSusan, it was interesting, but only because the more I read, the less I thought we could ever know this person. What an enigma.
ReplyDeletebeyond boring
ReplyDeleteThe name "Racine" pretty much says it all.
ReplyDelete@lilivonshtupp - I recognize you from the MM board.
Isn't Morton writing a book on Posh and Becks, as well?
ReplyDeleteThe Cruise book was fascinating, especially his recruitment of his wife post-Kidman. That shit was bananas.
And I can't for the life of me understand why anyone with a brain practices Scientology.
Does the Angelina book focus a lot on her transition from wild child to Mother Teresa? I always wondered if that was her decision or if "her people" kind of pushed her that way. And her relationship with her brother always seemed whacked out to me.
I've been trying to finish the Jolie book all summer. Honestly, after 3/4 of the book it's kinda meh. Her upbringing was screwy, she did drugs, slept with women, is a Gemini. Ya, really scandalous stuff. Morton seemes to rely more on "experts" than anyone really close to her.
ReplyDeleteIs the Cruise book really worth reading? I thought Ted C. said it was boring and after that I lost interest.
@Mango What's the MM board? I may very well be posting there, I just don't it by its initials, apparently.
ReplyDeleteIf there's one thing I *do* believe, it's that Pitt probably isn't lacking in his sex life with Angie Jo.
ReplyDeleteSusan, a lot of the book focused on how manipulative her Mother was. She made Angie and her brother HATE Jon Voight. I think their brother/sister bond was born from a screwed up childhood. Marcia Lynn or Marchaline (whatever) just never forgave Voight for a second. And she let Angie's first boyfriend move in when she was 15. WTH? And there was all the money she made Voight give her. She comes off as rather unpleasant. And BTW Angie devours men for breakfast. In her defense, I think she just took one look at Maddox and just fell in love. I don't think it's about her people.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the insight, sunnyside.
ReplyDeletecalifblondy, I'm not one to take literary advice from Ted. C. I can tell you that the Cruise bio is way easier to follow than the Ted C. column or blind. And, I read the book in like 2 days flat. I couldn't put it down. I don't know if that helps.
of course they both cheat..look at how they ended up together to begin w/. as for racine...she just needs to get back to the bowels of inbred-kkk-east tx, where her namesakes live.
ReplyDeleteThere is a rumour in Australia that Nicole Kidman was born without a womb. I believe the child is biologically hers, even if she didn't bear it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, during Moulin Rouge, as told to me by someone who worked on the film, Nicole slept with both Ewan McGregor and an Assistant Director. It was also reported that Ewan picked up women, while not wearing his wedding ring, and slept with them. The newspaper that reported it was never sued. Funnily enough, I have friends who believe the no-womb rumour, but were ready to lynch me over the slept with other people rumour. They probably think Tom is straight.
um, racine is in wisconsin, not east texas....
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ReplyDeleteOooh, y'all are making me want to go out and get the Cruise/Morton book.
ReplyDelete@feraltart - No womb??? WTH?
I'm sure they both cheat...but are not stupid enough to do it with someone like Racine.
Well, at least its not another cover about Shiloh!
@feraltart - Never heard that one
ReplyDeletemust be an east coast rumour lol
"They get so excited when they cheat! It turns me on because I'm able to give them what they lack."
ReplyDeleteA brand new STI?