Witness In Mel Gibson Case Passes Away - Mel Celebrates By Wrecking His Car
The woman Mel Gibson referred to as a wetback died over the weekend. The woman, who had stage four cancer died after losing her long battle against the disease. The woman was a key witness because she had seen Mel in one of his rages where he was slamming doors and swearing and then of course she was the victim of one of his outbursts also.
Nice to know that while she was suffering through a life threatening battle Mel was calling her vicious names and swearing at her. Knowing what a callous f**k he is, Mel probably heard the news she died last night around 8:30pm. Why? Because it was at that exact moment in time that Mel slammed his car into the side of a Malibu hill.
Now I guess it could have been that one of the rocks was on the hill was not dressed to Mel's specifications so he crashed into it. You know, to keep it from getting raped or something. Those other rocks can be a mean bunch.
The police say Mel was not drinking.
Dear Mel, please stop wearing your seatbelt. It makes crashing into rocks so much more fun. Best Regards, your not fan.
ReplyDeleteBut did he get a blow job in the jacuzzi first?
ReplyDeleteIs that coincidence that he and fellow wifebeater Charlie Sheen both crashed their cars?
ReplyDeleteMel's father blames the Pope for this.
ReplyDeletelol @ all your comments.
ReplyDeleteI guess that rock is going to have to give him a blow job now?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteCrashing one's car is new way that celebrities celebrate the victory of verbal/physical abuse allegations.
ReplyDeleteThe Devil's own luck. Long term, the odds aren't in his favour. The trouble is the collateral damage.
ReplyDeletemay she rest in peace...and may she see divine justice, some way, some how.
ReplyDeleteWHY DOES THIS MAN STILL HAVE A CAREER?!
Yes why does this man still have a career? Maybe when she passed her ghost visited Mel in his very expensive Maserati causing him to crash!
ReplyDeleteHere is what TMZ dug up: "Gibson told officers in the field he did not know how the car drifted out of the lane and into the hillside."
It looks like he may have done it on purpose. Probably to try to get sympathy, especially in the wake of the witness dying.
ReplyDeleteOr he thought the rocks were Jewish.
Since he couldn't a blow job from anyone this weekend, he was trying to give himself one and crashed into the rock
ReplyDeleteSassy tarted-up Jewish rocks for sure.
ReplyDeleteHey, who is this other Cheryl at 12:42?
ReplyDeleteKarma is just getting warmed up, Sugar Ti- I mean, Mel.
ReplyDeleteY'all are cracking me up!
ReplyDeleteMaybe Marilyn Monroe's dog is haunting Hollywood and leaping out in front of cars?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the car refused to blow him?
ReplyDeleteMelody the First said...
ReplyDeleteOr he thought the rocks were Jewish.
Oh shit *choking* LOL
Maybe Satan had a senior moment and forgot that he was actually killing off his best Hollywood proteges?
ReplyDeleteWell, you know the Malibu Hills are Jewish right? So Mel will say this is a Jewish conspiracy against him.
ReplyDeletebwahahahaha Henriette... FOR SURE he'll be on tape ranting about the Jews conspiring to wreck his Maserati and how they killed his witness
ReplyDeleteThese are some of the funniest comments that I've ever seen on this site.
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