OK, maybe I should not have said the thing about the unicorns because I would like to believe in them too. Traci Johnson, is the woman that Tiki Barber decided he would rather be with than his 8 month pregnant wife. You know, the woman he had been married to for 11 years. You know, the woman he got pregnant even though he was seeing Traci Johnson.
Well, Traci wrote a little blurb on crushable.com and it sounds as if she thinks crushable might be Redbook or that she is writing a personal ad. Maybe a little of both. She says they never crossed the line of inappropriateness while he was married. Yeah, raise your hands if you believe that. Umm, Traci, they are still married now. She also knows that Tiki did not leave his wife for her. Noooo, he left her because their marriage had deteriorated. Uh huh. Keep on believing what you want.
Apparently Tiki must really like her a lot because her favorite night in is watching an episode of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. Yes, she really said it, and yes she says they own the entire series. Oh what fun. Oh, and when they go out, it is to a cozy wine bar with friends. You know all her other teenage friends. Oh, and to show you they are not pretentious they refuse to go to any restaurant that serves a three course meal or more. So, does that mean no dessert?
How old is this little girl??? She's got big ones for someone so young! Homewrecker for the ages.
ReplyDeleteOh gyahh! Save it, girlie. This guy has already been outed as being a total dick, regardless of his marital/parental status.
ReplyDeleteI'll eat my shoe if Tiki Barber sits home watching reruns of Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman.
Please, even my 74-year-old PARENTS aren't watching that stale old crap.
What, uh????
ReplyDeleteshe's a moron, obviously.
ReplyDeletebut let's not lose sight of who the hugest douchebag of all is here---it's tiki.
it will be fun reading the future blind where he dumps her ass, which he definitely will do. it would be even better if she dumped HIS ass.
I give it another 6 months. He's gonna dump her and beg for his wife's forgiveness.
ReplyDeleteI can't even comment on this stupid homewrecker.
ReplyDeleteHer parents must be proud.
They never seem to care when the guy/girl is famous.
lalalala
I am so sick of this "blame the other woman" crap. She was the single one. HE is the one who cheated on his wife. Let's direct the blame and the insults to the man who actually broke his vows.
ReplyDeleteLiza, I think there is enough blame for both of them to share. It takes two.
ReplyDeletei don't buy the "you can't break up a happy home". even people in very good relationships/marriages have those low points, which should be few and far between. at those times, any relationship is susceptible to anything.
ReplyDeletenot that this may apply in this situation.
This story only reinforces my notion that you have to be crazy or a masochist to be married to an actor/celebrity/pro athlete. They wave their dicks around like they are flags.
ReplyDelete@ Bella, I hope the wife knows better than to take him back. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
ReplyDeletedoes appy/soup/salad, dinner and dessert count as three courses? because that's far from pretentious to me if youre ordering mozzerella sticks, pasta and some ice cream...
ReplyDeleteawwww.... pretty little girl is dumb.
ReplyDeletewell at least dumb people are happy because they can overlook reality.
not sure you can be angry with her for being a silly little girl.
for those of you asking, I think she's like barely 22 or something - met him as an intern at the TV network
I was actually going to use the word "retarded" but after Jon Stewart last night I recognize it offends some people...
ReplyDeleteI like to say it a lot though.
homewrecker thing is so sexiest.....
ReplyDeleteI don't like it...
Why don't guy's get the same abuse if they have an affair with a married woman. Look at what happened to meg ryan....ruined her career but russel crowe went on to have a good career.
why are people here blaming her for ruining a marriage.
Yes she has some part in it...but he has major part in it...
He made the vows, he could have said no, or if he did for one night...said no this is not what I want and ended it . But, he didn't....yet some people are insulting the girl and saying nothing about him.
Like I said before....marry a pro-athlete, actor, or someone rich....just expect them to be unfaithful...goes with the territory.
I understand what you're saying about putting the blame on the guy instead of the girl, but I blame both of them.
ReplyDeleteShe can't be that stupid.
The guy is famous. Everyone knows he's married. That's why I can't buy her I'm too naive/stupid crap.
If he separated/divorced his wife, it would have been in the papers.
They both don't get my sympathy.
I think the only reason she's not on the cover of US Weekly, or In Touch is because NOBODY CARES about Tiki or his bimbo.
He's famous but not at the same level as Tiger Woods.
Also, how do we know she really was clueless.
ReplyDeleteCome on. She's a grown woman.
By the way, I think it's funny that she told her story on that website. I have never heard of them. LOL!
Please, she's been chasing this guy since she was a college student. Wonder what prompted this interview? I think he's using her to try and rehab his own image. Does the three-courses-no-dessert thing mean they're eating at chain restaurants with a coupon?
ReplyDeleteI think the problem here is it is her giving the interview, and not Tiki. If it were him, we'd slam him as a dick=idiot. But it's her. She's an idiot of epic proportions. Like he even cares about her. Then, then, she has enough class to comment on her boyfriend's wife who is pregnant by Tiki.
ReplyDeleteThis post is hilarious & Traci definitely believes in unicorns.
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