Snooki's boyfriend of about two weeks is on the cover of Steppin' Out proposing to her. Jeff Miranda, the Iraq war veteran, and the man who was accused of threatening an ex-girlfriend's life while he aimed a gun at her head says he is not interested in fame. Uh huh. For him it is all about the love and he loves Snooki and wants to be with her.
Miranda says that his ex-girlfriend is a liar and that he did not punch her, choke her, hold a shot gun to her head or deliver Mel Gibson style rants to her on a daily basis. He then went on to call her a bitch and a whore. Yep, in the same interview where he denied calling her any of those things he then called her those things. Hey Snooki, looks like you found yourself a keeper.
I'd like to tell her...run fast -run far...but knowing those losers...she'd run the wrong way - right towards him...idiots.
ReplyDeleteand she will marry him because girls like her are just that naive and dumb to think these are isolated incidents and its the ex-gf's fault, W/E
ReplyDeletelosers, all of them
ReplyDeleteOh lord, I feel a reality wedding show coming on. Gag. Barf.
ReplyDeletePlease, like MTV would allow their cash cow to go and get married and jeopardize their biggest show right now.
ReplyDeleteHell, as chunky and solid as Snooki is, he could probably punch and choke her all day and not really hurt her...
ReplyDelete(I kid, I kid)
"Jersey Shore, the Wedding"
ReplyDeleteLOL @ selenakyle's comment. I get where you were going with that. ;-)
ReplyDeleteThat broad looks and is built exactly like an overbaked potato.
LOL @ the headline.
ReplyDeleteWell as tacky as I think extremely public proposals are....I'd say this one takes the cake.
I thought magazines tooks WEEKS to lay out and prepare after an interview? If they've only been together two weeks, this sure was fast.
ReplyDeleteI think she's already done with him. One thing I can say for Snooki, she's no fool.
Yeah, he doesn't want attention. That is why he has a profile from 2 years ago on an actors website:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.gotcast.com/infantryjm
When I googled "Army Ranger Jeff Miranda" it was the 4th result. In the results summary, it says "Well..my name is jeff. But my friends call me "Lucky" I was nicknamed after my ... I WAS IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY FOR 4 YEARS..I WAS AN AIRBORNE RANGER. ..." but I don't see where it says that once you click the link. Maybe you have to be a member to see it or something.
Jesus, she already looks like a 47-year-old pig wife who dipped her face in a cosmetics pot, what's going to happen when she's taken off the market and lets herself go?
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