I don't know if I can handle ever seeing Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag having sex but Vivid seems to think there are enough people out there in the world who would like nothing more than to see them getting it on that Vivid thinks it will set a new world record for celebrity sex tape sales. Really?
It looks like Speidi found a way to get people to talk about them. Become porn stars. That whole religion thing was not working and the divorce thing did not get much traction. The whole moving in with Playboy Playmates got a meh, but the sex tapes have suddenly made people talk about them again. In addition to the Spedi sex tape there is also one of Heidi and one of the Playboy Playmates getting it on but Vivid is not really even interested in that. Apparently girl on girl does not sell as well as ugly pasty guy and his plastic wife. Who knew.
So, they will get another 5 minutes of fame but they have pushed the bar to a point where it can not really go any further. I still would not give them a reality show so the only thing left after this would be some kind of Spencer, Michael Lohan and Verne Troyer nude baby oil wrestling match.
Oh and if you have any doubts that this is not all a complete manipulation, just click here and look at the video TMZ has of the couple together this weekend in Costa Rica. Yep. Busted.
That was their once a year post on here.
Gross. Next?
ReplyDeleteI give up. At this point I'm rooting for the giant asteroid to smash planet Earth. Let the cockroaches rule.
ReplyDeleteYou send once per year post, so we are over and done with this pair for 12 months. Yipee!
ReplyDeleteI probably staged hotter sex scenes between my Barbie and GI Joe. When I was 8.
ReplyDeleteShe can't even move her mouth... How can she... nevermind. *shudder* Some things don't even need to be said aloud for the good of humanity
ReplyDeleteAnyone else see her going the way of Anna Nicole? it's sad really
ReplyDeleteAndy Warhol's "15 mins of fame" doesn't seem to be working for these reality stars. They are immune. They ARE the new cockroaches.
ReplyDeleteThank god we've got another year before hearing about these two again. They are truly the bottom of the barrel.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who didn't see this coming needs to pull their head out of their ass. Svengali was never gonna let his meal ticket skate. These two get more boring and predictable with each passing season.
ReplyDelete**back to reading the original**
If they are the new cockroaches, someone turn on the light so they will scatter.
ReplyDeleteBoy, Enty called it. I remember a blind in the last week or so in which he said a couple who was trying desperately to stay in the public eye who had announced they were divorcing were lying and would be releasing a sex tape. Not that I'm surprised that he called it. He is, after all, Enty...
ReplyDeletepeople...forget JS,THIS is the dumbing down of America.
ReplyDeleteDamn!
ReplyDeleteWhen did ENTY post the blind?
ReplyDeleteGood call BigMama - I can totally see her following Anna's career and personal trajectory to tragic results.
ReplyDeleteArgh. I can't find it, but maybe someone else will know. This is the only gossip site I follow, so it must have been mentioned here. Otherwise there is no way I would have known about it. I'm pretty sure the general consensus in the comments was that it was Speidi.
ReplyDeleteO.k. Who are these people exactly, and why would VIVID pay 5 million for the rights to distribute it? I mean, for 5 million, it should be someone so completely scandalous that your eyebrows popped off and took off for parts unknown. Like Jesus and Mary having a sex tape. That is worth 5 million at least.
ReplyDeleteBonnjill, I think it was a buzzfoto or blind gossip BI, but I know exactly which one you're talking about. Speidi was the #1 guess. And this pretty much confirms it.
ReplyDeleteyes @BigMama she's Anna Nicole part 2-have always figured she'd need mayjah drugs to get naked w/that cretin, nevermind live with him & add to that the surgery (& meds that go along w/that, she's one OD away from the same fate.
ReplyDeleteWhy would Vivid think anyone in the world would want to watch these two cretins hump on each other. That is totally disgusting
ReplyDeleteHmmm...I guess I should have wondered when Flesh Colored Beard said that he was "doing this to help his soon to be ex's career out." And that "Kim K. had done a sex tape & she was on the cover of Allure."
ReplyDeleteBlech. Here mum most be SO proud, yet again.
Here I thought it was Kourtney & Scott with the manipulation ...
ReplyDeleteLOL, Sam Gilmore - hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI, too, remember that blind and yes it was on here...totally was these two freaks.
SN: I can't believe girl on girl doesn't sell??? It's my fave porn to watch!
They take their dogs to Costa Rica?
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone want to watch her while she yells "Praise Jesus!" and "I love ice cream!" while getting it from behind?
I feel bad for her mother.
Doesn't Hef nail anyone featured in his magazine? Does this mean she had sex with the old man? *shudders*
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