For the past 36 days we have been blessed with no real pictures or sightings of Lindsay Lohan. Sure, we have had her mom and her sister and lots of Michael, but no Lindsay. People have talked about her and she did enough photo shoots to last the entire six months she was supposed to be away, but it has been still very quiet and peaceful not to have to see her stumbling away from clubs or any of her usual shenanigans. That is all over now as she was released yesterday from inpatient rehab.
Dina was spilling her guts quietly yesterday to tabloids. Not on the record, because she has to be paid for that, and does not want to give away anything for free. Apparently the only difference is that with outpatient rehab you get to go home at night but everything else is the same. Uh huh. I won't hold my breath. Get ready for an onslaught of Lindsay.
Meh.
ReplyDeleteIm bored with her. Aren't you?
before or by thanksgiving, anyone?
ReplyDeleteFirst stop the hairdresser to have those roots touched up...or maybe a whole new shade of ugly....
ReplyDeleteand then the Dermatologist for some pin pricking...a girl can never have to much filler or botox...
and then she need to find a new doctor who hasn't kept up with her woes for new scripts...or maybe a quick trip to Mexico.....
If not Thanksgiving, Christmas for sure.
ReplyDeleteDead within a year.
ReplyDeletethe fact that she STILL blames others, when she was the one who PAID doctors to give the shit so she could stay skinny shows me this bitch has not changed one bit.
She'll die of an overdose for sure.
Ditto parissucksliterally.
ReplyDeleteI have no faith that she now won't escalate into harder and harder partying.
Gyahh! I hoped to have more time without seeing that dirty face.
And please, for the love of Jah, change that God-awful hair color. Blecchh.
i have november 12 in the death pool
ReplyDeleteI hope she's back to her pale button-popping ginger former glory.
ReplyDeleteWhen she checks out, it would be nice if she could take her horse toothed mother with her.
ReplyDeleteAnd all her dealers rejoiced!
ReplyDeleteSince her doctors there claim she's not addicted to anything now she has basically carte blance to party it up. The break was nice while it lasted.
ReplyDeleteMommaBear - bwahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteAnd Dina says the girl's moving to NYC because there's less temptation here. Is she KARAZY? sorry, asked and answered.
Only advantage to her being here is that she's less likely to have any vehicle accidents -- she'll need taxis/a driver. Even wealthy people have trouble getting around driving their own car.
Yay! I look forward to many more falling into bushes and passed out in cars photos.
ReplyDeleteI wish she would go away as in no media coverage, no movie roles, no tabloid stories but I'm not going to take bets on when she's going to punch out. If she can shake her parents and her addictions she has half a chance. Sadly her S.O. Sam Whatsherface doesn't seem to be doing her much good.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to see, hear or read anything more about LL unless it's about her miraculous recovery from what appears to be a near-death lifestyle.
lindsay is good for blog hits and an advertiser's dream. people love to view train wrecks. we'll see more and more of her.
ReplyDeletewhen my mother was young there was a Deb of the Year named Brenda Frasier who performed the same function for the media in the late 1940's.
ReplyDeleteI.DONT.GIVE.A.SHIT
ReplyDeleteseriously, i am so irritated with her and her whole fam, i honestly catorgerize them in my mind along side the Kardashians or any other obscure icky E! celebrity family.
She is so done now, its ridoneculious
just die already
Her to-do list includes:
ReplyDelete• Remain in California with L.A. her primary residence
• Undergo psychiatric treatment a minimum of four times a week
• Attend chemical dependency meetings (like A.A. or N.A.) at least five times a week as part of 12-step program
• Contact her chemical dependency counselor at least seven times a week
• Attend behavioral therapy twice a week
• Submit to random drug and alcohol testing two times per week
• Chapman must provide biweekly compliance reports to court
Let me add:
• Make new list of excuses for not complying with the above
• Test new ways to circumvent the above
• Get new Adderal prescriptions to keep the weight down
Supposedly she will go back to jail if she fails to comply with the judge's guidelines, but she will find a way around it all.
That awful father of hers will be on Joy Annoying's show tonight.(HLN)
ReplyDeleteIt's been SO nice not running into stories on the internet about her the past few weeks. I wish it would last forever. I'm just so f*cking tired of all things Lohan.
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