The Ridiculous Headline Of The Day And It's Not From OK! Or About Having Babies With Jennifer Aniston
US Weekly must be having things to write about today. So, the people over there and got out their dating dartboards, tossed some darts at celebrities and voila Kim Kardashian and Chace Crawford are now dating. Well, they are not actually dating and US Weekly does not want to tell a lie, but they put so much effort into the dart game and then remembering they pair presented an award together last week. Much better than saying they met because Chace told her he was a big fan of her sex tape or something.
So, the headline the geniuses at US came up with was Exclusive: Kim Kardashian, Chace Crawford "Might Go on a Date," Source Says
Well, I might eat a vegetable today but it isn't likely. Might? We all might do anything today. You, there in Chicago sitting at your desk reading this while you should be working. You might be going skydiving this weekend. See? Might works for just about anything. I don't think it works if you say someone might be gay. But, someone might be pregnant. Someone might have liked Last Airbender. It's great. Try it at home with your friends and families.
Now, maybe the two will go on a date. Still does not change the fact it is a wuss headline. Just say they are going on a date and if they don't, who cares. Oh, and don't even get me started on how they call it an exclusive.
but is his boyfriend who was getting a beej in the back of that car when they got arrested for "smoking pot" in Texas ok with this???
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ, please MAKE THE KARDASHIANS GO AWAY.
ReplyDeleteDoes it work if you write, "Chace Crawford MIGHT be str8"? lol
ReplyDeletelol @ jax and montanamarriot
ReplyDeleteIn MUCH more exciting possible hook-up news, Owen Wilson is rumored to be getting it one with Rachel McAdams! Sexay!
ReplyDeleteEnty, this is a dating dartboard exclusive.
ReplyDeleteAwe Moosh - That'd be awesome!
ReplyDelete@ Mooshki
ReplyDeleteI thought Rachel McAdams with Josh Lucas? Did they break up?
and i might actually marry donnie wahlberg someday. see, this is really fun!
ReplyDeletebut LOL @ usweekly. it's so cheesy i might buy an issue. ;)
Lady J, I don't know. There will probably be some "they aren't together, it's just for the movie" denials out soon. But why would you make a movie with Owen and not hook up with him? :)
ReplyDelete(As long as there are condoms being used. Boy is probably a walking disease factor.)
ReplyDeleteI too wish everyone would stop posting about the Kardashians. I can ignore most of the posts about them, but sometimes it seems this family are the only celebrities around. I especially get pissed when I open my Yahoo home page and their faces are all over there too. Makes me want to scream. So Enty, I beg of you--give us all a nice long vacation from these fame whores and save your space for some real celebrities...maybe even some who have talent.
ReplyDeletemaybe even some who have talent
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, that's a very short list Audieh_1.
My niece liked Last Airbender, but she's very very young and doesn't know any better. :)
ReplyDelete...and the Kardashians might grow a collective brain.
ReplyDeleteKidding! We know it's not gonna happen.
Agree that we need a long vacation from them.