Random Photos Part Three
Between the three of these guys is some really great television.
Bjork gives the swan some competition.
Bai Ling about to walk the red carpet.
Breckin Meyer and Mark Paul Gosselaar look oddly serious.
One of Britney Spears' better days in awhile.
Randomness. Courtney Love and Russell Simmons.
Oliver Hudson and David Spade get their drink on.
And so does Brooke Shields.
Dloph Lundgren looks even better than he did back in Rocky IV.
Elisabetta Canalis says in this cover interview that everyone is jealous of her dating George Clooney so as a consequence don't like her.
Elton John - Monaco
Jennifer Aniston as Barbra Streisand. Umm, still not going to win you any awards.
Speaking of great acting talents, Justin Bieber looks like he got some lessons from Jen.
As flattering as Jennifer Anniston probably found Vanity Fair's offer...she absolutely should have turned it down! Christ. She looks like a damn idiot in those pictures, and it ONLY opened her up to even more ridicule than her choices in whatever new romantic comedy shes doing! *sigh* She was so good as Rachel Green and I guess thats all she had in her.
ReplyDeleteElisabetta Canalis = dead ringer for Cindy Crawford in that pic. Coincidence? No.
ReplyDeleteWow - Lundgren DOES look great!
Something about Matthew Perry's hairline (where the tan stops) is freaking me out.
Oh Bjork. At least the swan outfit was flattering. Kooky, but flattering.
Elisabetta looks like a man with a wig, not so much in this picture but in others...and this is not jealousy talking because I feel nothing for George Clooney :)
ReplyDeleteOh Oliver Hudson you are so yummy
ReplyDeleteBjork looks like the stay-puft marshmallow man in that dress.
ReplyDeleteLove Mark Paul-Gosselaar and what he's done with himself since Saved by the Bell.
LOL @ Brook Shields' expression. She is like "Wine, FINALLY!" :)
RQ: You may be on to something with the EC/CC resemblance.
ReplyDeleteangelina: CC has vaguely masculine features in her chiseled bone structure, ears, jawline; it's more apparent as she gets older.
Dolph Lundgren went to the Royal Institute of Technology in Stockholm, got a master's degree in chemical engineering from the University of Sydney and was awarded a Fulbright scholarship to MIT (I looked it up.) Pretty unbelievable. 3rd degree black belt in karate, too.
What's up with Bai Ling? I can hardly see any of her skin!
ReplyDeleteRobert - gotta disagree. I agree with Angelina. If anything, Eliz...looks like a male version of Cindy Crawford. I don't see one masculine feature in CC's face.
ReplyDeleteAnd haven't these women figured out that once you start speaking about the "Clooney relationship", it means you're jumping the shark?
Georgie - I used to love you. What happened?
And MAN, does Jennifer Anniston look STUPID in those photos.
ReplyDeleteI think the reference to EC and CC is simply because of the rumored threesome between CC< GC and her husband Rande
ReplyDeleteOh look, the woman who so couldn't stand her ethnic Greek features she obliterated them (through surgery and starvation) is posing as a Hollywood great notorious in no small part for her refusal to bow to pressure to alter her Jewish features.
ReplyDelete@angelina: Well, I just looked at pictures of Elisabetta on other sites and in many of them, she does look like a man in a wig. I meant no disrespect to Cindy C.--she is beautiful, and I had as big a crush on her as anybody, even Dennis Leary.
ReplyDeleteI don't want to sound mean, but damn...those Aniston pictures make me feel EMBARRASSED. I feel EMBARRASSED for her. :(
ReplyDeleteDid Bjork spraypaint her legs??? Awesome. LOL
Well said, Tenley.
ReplyDeleteI'm kind of enjoying watching Jen self destruct. I feel a little badly about that.
ReplyDeleteI like Bjork's style. She really owns her weirdness and doesn't give a damn what anyone else thinks about it. Gaga take notes, you just might learn the meaning of true originality.
ReplyDeleteOliver Hudson is one attractive man.
I LOVE Bjork! And her spray-painted legs...
ReplyDeleteWhat in tranny hell is Aniston DOING?
I know some find her annoying, but I love Brooke Shields! (and I WILL, should I decide to procreate at some undetermined point in the future, name my kid Brooke. Love the name!)
Jennifer Anniston's pictures for the cover of Harper's Bazaar are very artistic. She doesn't have Barbra's famous profile but I think they are beautifully photographed. Part of the article says that she met Barbra & thought she was really nice & easy to talk to. Barbra is beautiful & Jennifer is paying tribute on the cover.
ReplyDeleteIn magazine-world, you put someone one the cover who sells issues. JA is one of those people. Babs has clout; if she didn't want the cover to happen, it wouldn't.
I love Bjork, and those tights + studded clogs + poofy dress are things only she can (barely) pull off.
ReplyDeleteBut more importantly, I love her daughter! This is the first I've seen of the Bjork-Matthew Barney offspring in public and she is cute as a button. I love how she looks like a regular kid, and her parents are the weirdest couple on the planet.
I love Bjork, and those tights + studded clogs + poofy dress are things only she can (barely) pull off.
ReplyDeleteBut more importantly, I love her daughter! This is the first I've seen of the Bjork-Matthew Barney offspring in public and she is cute as a button. I love how she looks like a regular kid, and her parents are the weirdest couple on the planet.
DON'T MESS WITH BARBRA/FUNNY GIRL!
ReplyDeletejennifer aniston, you just stepped into lindsay lohan/marilyn monroe territory (just not nude) - or perhaps the jennifer love hewit/audrey hepburn territory. (not to mention she isn't pulling it off AT ALL).
ugh. why do the famous and iconic photos need to be recreated? THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ICONIC AND FAMOUS - THEY ARE PERFECTLY FINE ALREADY - and don't need to be recreated by desperate celebrities...
**steps down from soapbox.