Thursday, August 26, 2010

Random Photos Part One

Three parts today.

Has anyone ever seen a picture of Madonna kissing any of her kids?
The Boobs playing a Nordstrom's in Santa Monica. You take their money you have to play the mall.
When I was 14, I don't remember girls looking like Madeline Carroll looks. I'm not saying she looks bad or inappropriate, just way older than 14.
Miley & Liam broke up. You would have thought the world ended. At last count, I saw there were 59 sites and tabloids talking about it. Who cares.
Someone that I would like to care about but would probably lead to a stalking charge is the new Miss Universe.
What do you think? The England sash has a web address on it. Maybe a little tacky?
Ryan Bingham - Los Angeles
See, this picture was supposed to be above Ryan's and then I could have said, speaking of tacky, Rachel Uchitel was in Malibu yesterday. No doubt scoping out the married guys.
Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams hugging. Never thought it would happen.
Sarah Silverman in some kind of odd schoolgirl get up or wants to be in The Blues Sisters with
The Olsens.
When did Russell Simmons turn 100 in age and weight? Here he is with Serena Williams.


19 comments:

  1. Hmm, Serena kinda looks like a bobblehead in that picture? Must be the angle.

    Agreed on Miley - WHO CARES. I know she's young so it's perhaps mean to say, but I have a feeling this girl is already ripping through men the way Blohan rips through an 8-ball on a Saturday night.

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  2. About Miley - I never put much thought into relationships that develop on the set of a movie or television. It's just PR to me.

    About Madonna - Yes I have seen her kiss her children before, it was about two to three weeks ago. I think that's her new signature when they are around and to her verifies that she's a good adoptive mom. What I don't see is Rocco with his adopted siblings, Lourdes seems to be fond of them but rarely is Rocco in the shot.

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  3. Enty, Los Angeles news reported this a.m. that Buble' performed at Nordstrom's for a children's charity. I'm not saying he didn't get paid 'cuz I don't know, but it sounded like a good cause.

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  4. Oh and Russell Simmons has been looking "old" for quite some time now. By contrast his brother Reverend Run is aging quite nicely.

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  5. When I read the comment on Sarah Silverman, I thought it read she looked like she had an OLD schoolgirl get up. That made sense to me.

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  6. Say what you will about Buble and his alleged cheater ways but during his recent concert in Vancouver he saw a few fans who had been waiting to see him for 6 hours. When he found out they couldn't get tickets to the show he gave them free floor tickets. He also donated the proceeds of the concert to Vancouver's Children's Hospital. Not too bad.

    On another note, does that slut Rachel Uchitel have ass implants?

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  7. Has Rachel Upchuck ever met Charlie Sheen? Soulmates, I bet.

    Several years ago, weren't there HIV rumors about Russell Simmons? Maybe I'm wrong and it was someone else, but that's what sprang to my mind when I saw this picture. He looks really unhealthy. Very reminiscent of how Rock Hudson looked right before his AIDS became public. I like Russell so I hope not.

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  8. Serena needs to memorize that camera angle. It's the only time I've ever seen a photo of her that didn't make her look big and masculine.

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  9. rachel 'uchitel she's a whore' has a nasty ass! tiger is obviously not picky.

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  10. @clowncar - agreed! I spent a whole minute staring at that pic and tried to figure out wtf was wrong with her ass. How can it be that flat yet still have the under-cheek creases?

    Plus, exactly where is that swimsuit headed? If it were a thong, I can see it creeping up that far, but well - maybe she's got really wide-set cheeks or something. Blech!

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  11. Miss England looks like a cross between my sister and Katy Perry. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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  12. @valerie, I agree Serena actually looks feminine.

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  13. I have friends that love Buble but I just don't get it. He sounds cheesy to me.

    Miley and Liam broke up. Let the whoring commence!

    If Rachel Uchitel has ass implants she got them used on eBay.

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  14. Dayum, Venus and Serena are two ugly women. BTW, she looks like a Hyena is that animal print with her mouth sticking open.

    Russell is one fugly dude too. I know he's got the money, but I don't even think his money would buy a handshake from me.

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  15. girls like that are the reason why people think i'm 14.

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  16. My God Serena's head is big.

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  17. I'm with you, awesome. I get people guessing my age at 18-21-ish (I'm 28).

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  18. Yeah, where is Rocco? I never see him with Vadge. Does his father keep him away?

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  19. Liam looks like Jake Pavelka in that pic .

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