Kneepads Magazine Says Jennifer Lopez Is Out At American Idol
People Magazine says they learned from a friend of a friend who saw Ferris down at 31 flavors that Jennifer Lopez was being her usual diva self and the producers at Idol couldn't handle it anymore and showed her the door. The Kneepads story sounds exactly like the Jessica Simpson story I posted last week with just the names of the divas being changed.
People has been getting scooped some lately because they are taking more chances and going out further on a limb than they used to so that might be what this is. American Idol is taping in Austin today so who are the judges there? Austin? Anyone? Have you seen a woman with curves being trailed by two kids, four bodyguards and a skinny guy who is probably chain smoking and looks a lot like death.
Oh, and if you see another skinny guy who is chain smoking, looks like death but has really white teeth that is Steven Tyler.
Good. If they dump Tyler and start this crap over, maybe I'll watch next season.
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ReplyDelete"friend of a friend who saw Ferris down at 31 flavors"
ReplyDeleteI need more Ferris Bueller references in my life. Thank you!
@ Karmen: My name's Jeanie, but my friends call me Shawna.
ReplyDeleteSorry, that's one of my fav lines.
I'm just not that into AI. Maybe they'll give JS another shot if this is true about J. Lo. Isn't it a bit ironic that a singing show hires a judge known for sucking at singing? But then again, Paula Abdul's voice is god awful and she was a judge forevs. So, what the hell do I know?
I'm in Austin but I'm stuck inside with a stomach bug and I haven't found any news about who's here for the auditions. I just hope the singers don't have to wait outside all day. The temp will be around 100.
ReplyDeleteOh Cheryl sorry to hear about the stomach bug. We had it a few weeks ago in my house. Hopefully we didn't send it down i-35 towards you :(
ReplyDeleteIf you can keep it in you, try to drink some gator aid and eat a banana to balance out your electrolites.
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ReplyDeleteai jumped the shark long ago...and jenny...well, she's still not at a point where she can get over herself, obviously...not surprised she got booted from the gig. it's not like she has anything to offer anyway...now marc...he'd have been the best option easily and truly...may be a homeless-looking crackhead, but has serious talent.
ReplyDeleteIs it mean that I want JLo's career to suffer for a little while longer so that she's humbled enough to lose her false sense of entitlement?
ReplyDeleteNot singling her out, this is just my general feeling about all "so called celebrities" who have no discernible talent.
I'm with you, Ms. Cool. Dump JLo & Tyler, make better choices & then I might actually watch after all. So far they are just making horrible, horrible choices.
ReplyDeletePookie,
ReplyDeleteI agree. I was a fan of his music "back in the day".
At this stage of the auditions, the judges are not present - they are all just auditioning in front of the producers. Next month is when they return to the audition cities with the judges.
ReplyDeletethey should shift ryan to judge and bring back Dunkleman...or whatever his facking name was.
ReplyDeleteI love those French judges on cooking shows who have an accent so thick they have to use subtitles. How about Eric Ripert? He'd be as qualified as the J.Lo and I could listen to him speak all night...
ReplyDeleteI think I stopped watching when Daughtery went home too soon.
I say go back to Jessica Simpson. She at least makes for hilarious television.
ReplyDeleteCourtney would be a train wreck of fun.
ReplyDeleteJust retire the damn show already. It's not like it will last more than the one season without Simon.
ReplyDeleteit's been crap for 5 seasons, which is why I don't watch it.
Maybe they should just retire it? I really just want to see Simon & it really hasn't been the same without Paula.
ReplyDelete@jax - Seacreast would never allow that to happen! Ha! :)
Actually ... Marc Anthony would be a good choice. Although I'm sure he would choose his new bride from the show.
ReplyDeleteWhat were these demands? I suppose this is as far as Kneepads wants to go in order to keep their good name ...
Oh just get Whitney the cokehead to do the shows. Now that would be entertaining.
ReplyDeleteI agree with most of you. Jessica Simpson would make for fun and interesting watching. Marc Anthony would be excellent as well. He is talented too, so is Jessica Simpson with a nice voice. J Lo? Scientology is whack, and so is having to stir her tea in a clockwise motion or you are fired.
ReplyDeleteI would love J. Simp. She's cute, perky, and has some singing experience.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know why Ellen quit? I feel like that hasn't been reported on much.
Ellen didn't quit, she was fired because she wasn't working out as well as they had hoped as a judge.
ReplyDeleteOoooo, I like the Whitney Houston suggestion. She would be all kinds of crazy fun. Bobby!
ReplyDeleteOr maybe George Michael if he's "available?"