Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Edward Furlong Pulls A Mel Gibson


Edward Furlong had the chance to be something really special in acting. Now all he is remembered for is what could have been and a very interesting personal life. Added to that body of work can now be Mel Gibson impersonator. Oh, sure there is nothing racist about his latest rant, but someone who can swear more in one sentence than Mel deserves special recognition in the a-hole hall of fame.

According to TMZ, Edward's ex-girlfriend received a restraining order on on Friday which will keep Edward and his vile mouth away from her. To bolster her case, Edward's ex, Rachael Kneeland managed to save Edward's voicemails and texts.

Here is one of his voicemails which refers to her current boyfriend and the boyfriend spending time with Edward and Rachael's three year old son.

"If he dares hang out with f**king Ethan, I swear to god I'm gonna f**king rip his f**king heart and f**king feed it to him you understand me? I will f**king rip him a new one, you can f**king, you see if you like him still when his f**king little pretty face is all deformed."

Nice huh? I think Hallmark should think about a new line of hateful greeting cards and this could be right at the top of the list.

Like Mel, Edward could just not leave it alone and left this ditty for posterity too.

"F**k you Rachael. I'm sick of you ... you are such f**king vermin ... you are a cesspool of s**t, that's what you are, you're nothing, you're nothing."

So says the guy who has been arrested multiple times for drugs and alcohol and probably slept with Paris Hilton.


20 comments:

  1. I think that one of the strongest incentives to moral action is that none of us wish to become a verb, as in the phrase: "to pull a Mel Gibson."

    On another note, didn't Furlong have a long history of weirdly ungood relationships? He married his manager, didn't he? Or am I confusing him with someone else.

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  2. Oh Edward Furlong...used to have a huge crush on him, and I LOVED him in Pecker. And American History X, of course. I would say "I wonder what happened to him" but I think we all know the answer to that. Sigh.

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  3. You're right, Barton - as I recall, she was his tutor while he was working on Terminator 2 - and she was MUCH older than he was. He really did have a lot of promise at one point.

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  4. he looks all kinds of sad-the jeans, the belly, the bags, the bloat...Christ he was in T-2!

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  5. I don't think this is the first time he's had a restraining order filed (his ex may have not gone through with it the first time). Dude definitely has some problems.

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  6. @delilah

    Hahahahaha. Sad is right.

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  7. Fuck is one of my favorite words, but his guy is giving it a bad name. Using it for intimidation is just wrong.

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  8. ...and who HASN'T slept with Paris Hilton?

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  9. Wow, how recent is that pic of Edward? He used to be such a cute guy when he was younger, now he kinda looks like a bloated k.d. lang.

    Shame he turned into such a scumbag. He had a lot of promise when he was younger.

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  10. Not for nothin', but, uh-- who is Edward Furlong?

    Seriously.

    Tx.

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  11. Weezy, he's best known for playing John Connor in Terminator 2.

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  12. @ cheryl:

    *raises hand*
    ME! I HAVEN'T SLEPT WITH HER!

    just needed to get that out there. thank you.

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  13. Well, if he had any chance of resurrecting his career, I think he just flushed it down the toilet.

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  14. Why did I think this guy was dead?

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  15. @audieh_1 - I just thought the SAME thing!?!?!

    I don't know if we can put him in the same category as Mel just for cursing....God knows y'all would hate to see me pissed off if using the F word is a bad thing! ;)

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  16. @audieh_1 and MCH - are you maybe confusing him with Brad Renfro, who overdosed? They got big around the same time, and had that same floppy hair :)

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  17. All I know is, I read, "she saved his toenails and texts" and this became a whole other kind of weird story.

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  18. @bionic bunny, I have a terrible feeling that someone in Paris Hilton's entourage is doing location searches for your ISP while calling a travel agent at the same time. If I were you, I'd get security pronto! Once Paris Hilton finds that there's someone she hasn't slept with, that person is toast. Line your windows with garlic tonight!

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  19. Barton, good advice to bunny. (Too funny!)

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