Dear Richard,
Dear Richard,
I thought I would drop you a line to see how your summer has been. Still serving that awful slop you call food? Hopefully when people spend $200K to fly to space on your airline you will actually give them a proper meal.
Anyway, I am now in New York and am headed back to London. I have just arrived from Pittsburgh. I wanted to see the lovely town that Sienna Miller denigrated so badly. Pittsburgh is wonderful.
Anyway as the plane was landing in New York from Pittsburgh, the plane started taxiing and a passenger or two started to get up to retrieve their bags. Well, one of the flight attendants took exception to this as they should. He asked the passengers to sit down. They ignored him and continued to retrieve their bag while the plane was moving. At that point the flight attendant approached the passenger. The passenger hit the flight attendant with his bag right in the head.
Oh you should have heard the words come out of the flight attendant's mouth. I have not heard such language since the last time I flew your airline and someone asked for a second cup of water to get the taste of your food out of their mouth.
Well, after his tirade, the flight attendant grabbed two beers, popped the emergency chute and slid his way to freedom and a new job. I heard later the police found him in bed with his boyfriend and he said he had never been happier.
