Are You A Fan Of Incest? Ryan & Tatum O'Neal Pitching Reality Show
I am trying to think of any reality show that will gross me out more than one featuring Ryan & Tatum O'Neal. The show, which is entitled Lost And Found has Tatum moving into her father's house in Malibu and how they are attempting to reconcile. Apparently Tatum has already moved into the house and the pair are being filmed. I actually think someone will buy this show. I'm not sure if it will be a porn company or will end up being legal in this country but someone will buy it. I was thinking about this today and I think some of the episodes could be called:
#1 - Why did you make me watch you have sex dad?
#2 - Why did you hit on me at Farrah's funeral?
#3 - So I have to sleep with you because all the other beds have bed bugs?
#4 - What drugs can we do today dad? Special Appearance from Redmond O'Neal
#5 - Dad, the production staff is not here today so why do my bedroom and bathroom have cameras everywhere?
#6 - What did you get Daddy for Father's Day?
Vice is nice, but incest is best. A game the whole family can play.
ReplyDeleteThat family one one sick mess. They've both run out of drug money.
ReplyDeleteSeriously? I will not be tuning in for this show. Ryan O'Neal is..just...ICK. NAST!!
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't deserve to get his own show. IMHO.
I think I'm feeling queasy, like a want to puke.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why he was chosen to play Bones' father--he gets to hug The Emily! Gross.
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed in Tatum here. On the one hand, I get it's her father, and she must crave reconciliation to a certain degree...but to do it as a spectacle? Sigh.
ReplyDeleteLoving the enumerations today, though this one is extremely unsettling.
ReplyDeleteellen - i feel the same way every time i see him hug tempey!!!! ugh!!!
ReplyDeleteI read Tatum's book and he was worse than I imagined. She's all sober and wanting to set things right now but I don't think they should do it in public and definitely not on tv.
ReplyDeleteYa, I'm disappointed in Tatum too. Not surprised with Ryan...but, come on Tatum.
ReplyDeleteI love Tatum on Rescue Me; too bad her part isn't bigger so maybe she wouldn't be tempted to do this crap. I bet she's doing it to help out dear, old Dad.
I'll pass on this one. Yawn.
ReplyDeleteThere will be a special celebrity guest star and his daughter.
ReplyDeleteHulk Hogan and daughter (whatever her name is) teaching:
1)Special togetherness with lotion
2) How to impress Daddy on the stipper pole.
:)
( A deep shuddering ICK NAST)
One weird family. Surprised Tatum is having anything to do with him. Desperate much, Tatum?
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I love Tatum and I wish she did not have to resort to this.
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