Two More Massage Therapists Talk About Al Gore

The National Enquirer is really working this Al Gore story hard and the more they work it, the weaker it starts to sound. In their edition this week they say that police investigated two additional charges from two other massage therapists who worked on the former Vice-President. The Enquirer says one was in Beverly Hills. They don;t have the therapist as a source but someone who works for the Beverly Hills Hotel. Could be anyone. Anyway, they say that, "The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her. He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"

To me it kind of sounds like an SNL sketch and you would expect him to have one of his charts of the effects of global warming shaved into his chest and a greenhouse gas condom.

The other incident was alleged to have taken place in Tokyo. At this point I think they should give it up and move on to something else.