Monday, July 12, 2010
Today's Blind Items
I don't really have a caption for bad drunk behavior, just bad drug behavior. Too bad really because it really fits this one. Honestly, it was not really even bad drinking behavior. There was no yelling or screaming or anything that crazy. This very outspoken D list celebutante and former reality star is a big drinker, but I really thought she could handle her booze better than this. On a recent late night run for more booze, our D lister was so hammered that she puked in the parking lot and then, passed out on the floor of the store. An assistant manager was sent out to the parking lot to find our D lister's driver who carried her out to the waiting car.
Jules Kirby?
ReplyDeleteJanice Dickinson?
ReplyDeleteValtrex Hilton?
ReplyDeleteI'm just glad she had a driver.
ReplyDeleteA ha ha haaaaaaaa! Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa.
ReplyDeleteThis is just hilarious. Love it.
(and I'm majorly ditto-ing the relief that she had a driver, Karmen!)
But between the guffawing, I got nuthin' as far as a guess...
Sorry, I am just glad she wasn't driving...so many of them do.
ReplyDeleteKathy Griffin?
ReplyDeleteGlad she had a driver, and, btw, if a celebutante d-list reality "star" has enough $ & sense to have a driver, why don't some of these A-C listers?
ReplyDeleteI've never understood that-tons of money but won't poney up for a safe ride? Seems like its got to be cheaper to hire driver or at least get a limo for nights you are going out than the big $ spent on aftermath of drunk/drugged driving?
Jeebus, I live in a po-dunk town & make way less than some of these assholes & still manage to get a cab or ride my bike for party time...
omarosa
ReplyDeleteDina Lohan?
ReplyDeleteits almost nicole richie if not for the dlist part.
ReplyDelete@blondgossip...just remember that you can get picked up for drunk driving on a bicycle too, so be careful!
ReplyDeleteKathy Griffin
ReplyDeleteI think RocketQueen got it!
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ReplyDeleteJules Kirby Jules Kirby!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously though - it says "very outspoken D list celebutante"
ReplyDeleteAll of a sudden I'm thinking Tiffany Pollard (a.k.a. New York).
But maybe she's too old to be a celebu"tante."
@Jingle Belle good point & true...
ReplyDeleteI am very careful-job has zero tolerance policy for any arrest.
Courtenay Semel?
ReplyDeleteShe's always yammering on about others acting like drunks.
hmmm...had a driver? common in ny. so, maybe britney gastineau?
ReplyDeleteLeave Jules Kirby Alone!!!
ReplyDeleteKristin Cavalli? my friends in LA and met her and says shes really sweet etc but is a bit of a drinker
ReplyDeleteMaggie Griffin?
ReplyDeleteAdrienne Curry
ReplyDeleteWho is Jules Kirby? I guess that's why she's D list? I'm thinking it is someone who used to run with Paris, but IDK who that might be.
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ReplyDeleteIt's not Adrianne Curry, that's for damn sure. She'd never have a driver, it's not engrained in her.
ReplyDeleteThis is a tough one....but I'm going to hazard a guess and say Brittny Gastineau.
lol! Oh Jaiden_S - if you only knew how funny it is that you asked who Jules Kirby it is - because no one here knows either. I tried to just do a search on CDaN for you, but nothing came up and I can't find the Blind Item or post about it now.
ReplyDeleteBasically, Enty did a blind about two months ago (?) where we guessed every reality star BUT J.K., who no one had heard of. The next day, Enty received some sort of "cease and desist" letter from J.K. saying the blind was libelous and defamatory and obviously about her, which he confirmed it is NOT. Her name is kind of a running joke here now.
Tila Tequila or Pam Anderson?
ReplyDelete@AlleyCat - Oooh...Tila Tequila...that is an excellent guess...
ReplyDeleteIm going with Trishelle Cannatella
ReplyDeleteImma have to third Rocket's: Jules Kirby :P
ReplyDeleteTinsley Mortimer
ReplyDeleteShayne Lamas?
ReplyDeletewhat about that oompa loompa who punches people? whats her name? Skeezy or Snoozy? i bet her =)
ReplyDeleteahahahaha Jules Kirby
ReplyDeleteI like the Kristin Cavallari (sp) & Tila guesses.
'very outspoken' points to Kathy Griffin but DANG she's too old for this one. She should know better by now.
ReplyDeletekathy griffin does not drink or drug at all.
ReplyDeletei always find it funny when her name comes up on these!
besides, her show is called "my life on the d list" but she's won awards, is up again for another emmy, i'm gonna say she's probably a B- or C+ at least by now.
I say Tara Reid
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ReplyDeleteHey guys, totally OT post, but I went to the Machine Gun Preacher set today, 2 miles from my work and saw Gerard Butler! He's taller than I though, and came within 25 feet of us, but had to reshoot a scene then leave cause he was running late..however he did sign pics and take pics when he arrived to set in the AM. Sorry for the zoom, here are 3 of my faves, especially the backside one!
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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/undertakeress/010.jpg
and the behind pic
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/undertakeress/009.jpg
Here is the answer, from ( not store, though):
ReplyDelete"Paging Doctor Drew! Andy Dick appeared a bit tipsy while leaving Katsuya restaurant with friends last night in Beverly Hills. The troubled star was responsible enough to leave the driving to someone else and left in an airport shuttle."
Photo by David Aguilera/BuzzFoto.com
the blind says it's a "she". At least she didn't puke in the car.
ReplyDeleteThe only clue in this is "very outspoken D list celebutante and former reality star" -- and the celebutante category is probably the best hint: someone with celebrity and some kind of high society connection. Don't know who the upchucking heiress is, though.
ReplyDeleteI had to google Jules Kirby and I still don't know who the hell she is. She looks like the love child of Gwyneth Paltrow and Kirsten Dunst after a trip to Parisite's plastic surgeon.
ReplyDeleteJules Kirby was one of Tinsley Mortimer's friends on the short-lived (now cancelled) CW reality show called "High Society."
ReplyDeleteShe was the rudest, nastiest, most poorly behaved racist bigot and did not appear to be shy about it.
Yes, she is rich (family money) but she is a very poor excuse for a human being.
That's who Jules Kirby is.
Amy, that's cool!
ReplyDeletelol - then this one might really be Jules Kirby! Leave it to Enty :)
ReplyDeleteRQ, that would be hysterical if it were her!
ReplyDeleteAlthough, then she might have a legitimate reason for calling the Google police on Enty!
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