Ted C Blind Item
We know we promised you a Twyla Babe-Sucker Vice this week, but we realized that everyone in the friggin' world is already gabbing about the boy-hoppin' babe's business. And with the, um, not so subtle ways of Miss B.S., we might as well reveal her!
But we won't, at least not today...
Now, calm your tortured Twilight-lovin' hearts because we still have vamp juice for ya. One of the franchise's Vicey players has just as many tongues a wagging as Twayla does. Though, when it comes to Terry Tush-Trade, the word on everybody's lips has nothing to do with the hump-happy star's public personal life. Oh no, it's all about the goings-on behind T's closed bedroom door:
Everyone is saying that the bisexual superstar is straight gay, gay, gay gay...no pun intended.
Terr isn't too secretive about lusting on the guys ‘n' gals—at least not on the Vancouver set where all the canoodling has gone down.
But lately, around T-town, the suits at the Twilight studio have been gossing nonstop that Terry is just a big ol'...well, that TTT is into sex with the same-sex exclusively.
We say not so fast.
We know T3 pretty well—or at least whose bed the hottie is slipping in and out of—and Tushy's libido is definitely not limited to only those with the same chromosome arrangement as the über-successful star.
If you need a refresher on the Tush-Trade hookup checklist here goes: Terr has had serious significant others of the opposite sex but has also more than dabbled in affairs with the same gender. Remember back when we told you that Terr hooked up with a costar of the same sex? Well, we hear murmuring that T3 may have scored some lovin' from another sexy (and sexually liberated) member of the cast more recently.
If that doesn't scream bisexual, we don't know what does.
Good thing Terry doesn't give an ef what anyone thinks—at least when it comes to bedroom behavior. And that's just the way we like it!
And It Ain't: Xavier Samuel, Michael Welch, Wyck Godfrey
Damn. I lost my TedC to English dictionary.
ReplyDeleteEvery blind is about a celeb being gay or bi so why does he need to make them so hard to understand? It's a blind item so it doesn't need to be cryptic as well. That is what the blind part is for.
ReplyDeleteHe is obsessed with stars who haven't come out of the closet. It's disturbing, given that he is gay as well.
Huh?
ReplyDeleteKellen Lutz. Dating Annalyne McCord and hooked up with Ashley Greene on the set.
ReplyDeleterpats
ReplyDeleteAh Share, I was going to say Nikki Reed instead of Ashley Greene.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea who the heck the "and it ain't"s are.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're right - Ted is obsessed with all the alleged actors who are "in the closet". Ted needs to mind his own beeswax and respect a person's decision to not reveal that part of his life.
WOW! Healthy young adults having sex? Stop the presses!
ReplyDeleteI hate his blinds. Why does he use the weird language?
ReplyDeleteUgh, I give up on Ted's blinds. They aren't cute or clever or creatively worded, they are just incoherent and rambling and obnoxious and not worth the time to decipher.
ReplyDeleteMight as well be written by Courtney Love.
Shakey - I believe Nikki Reed hooked up with Rob during the first movie, before he and Kristin started their thing.
ReplyDeleteThere is no FREAKIN way that this can be RPattz. The "It Aints" would list more recognizable cast members.
Really...if we can't understand them, how does he write them?
ReplyDeleteI have to give Ted props for one thing - reasserting the fact that people can be bisexual, not just gay or straight!
ReplyDeleteWhy is Ted C. so hell-bent to "out" gay celebs? Practically all of his blinds pertain to doing that and I personally find it repulsive.
ReplyDeleteThey'll come out when THEY choose to Ted, and on their own terms. Not everybody's ready to march in the Gay Pride parade with you.
I'm probably WAY off, but the syllables in Terry Tush-Trade match those in Jackson Rathbone. Again, probably way off, but I know sometimes people try to makes sense (ANY sense at all) out of Ted C's blinds based on syllables, so...yeah, that's my guess. LOL
ReplyDeleteOh sweet baby Jesus...
ReplyDeleteHey Ted, Michael Musto called...he wants his schtick back.
/facepalm
Anyway...It's either Nikki Reed or Kristen Stewart.
My weekly Tedache. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteI like Ted for a lot of things, but his catering to everything Twilight is NOT one of them.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Ted lost me when his column went Twilight 24/7. Not interested.
ReplyDeleteI agree. I used to read Ted daily, but began to lose interest when it became "every man is gay" day after freaking day. I'm fine with homosexuality, but damn, day after day is boring. Then when he became Twilight obsessed, I quit reading completely, and now only read him when Enty reposts. I think he makes his post so hard to read because he doesn't really have anything to say. I mean this meandering, wordy trainwreck all boils down to this: One of the Twilight actors is bi-sexual and has slept with both male and female costars.
ReplyDeleteI have never heard of any of the ain'ts which lead me to believe that I probably haven't heard of the bi-sexual actor either.
Never seen/read any of the Twilight movies/books and don't care to. I'm sick of hearing about all of the actors and over hearing about the Twi-tards. I heard the movies suck ass and the acting is terrible anyways.
ReplyDeleteWhen will all of these people go away already?
It's like when NySync & Backstreet Boys were popular. I couldn't wait for theat fad to end. Thank God is has.
I can't wait for the final Twilight movie to come and go so that it is OVER!
Lot's of people think Twyla is Kristen, but I think it's Ashley. TTT is harder. Especially since Ted has refereed to TTT as both female and male. Make up your mind Ted. People have guessed Nicki Reed for TTT with her special friend as Elizabeth Reeser.
ReplyDeleteTed is out and wants everyone one else to come out.
Hey, Kristen.
ReplyDeleteif this isn't Kellan Lutz....i mean come on.
ReplyDeleteHe gives me a headache. I outgrew him years ago, and foolishly thought I could go back and try to decipher what he was saying. WRONG! Anyway, I think Twyla is Nikki Reed and Terry is Kellan.
ReplyDeleteMy head is spinning and I have a migraine.
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