Star Magazine Is Nuts
In this week's issue of Star Magazine they have a set of 8 photos of Angelina Jolie that include several of her naked, with a dog collar around her neck, and on a 14 hour heroin bender. The headline is "Angie & Brad: The Photos That Will Tear Them Apart!" Umm, this is Angelina Jolie we are talking about here. I think that once you get with Angelina you kind of know that you are getting someone who has not had the purest of backgrounds. I mean she made out with her brother and has had actual sex with Billy Bob Thornton. This is not Jennifer Aniston and the occasional joint while watching some soft core porn on Cinemax some Friday night. This is someone who wore blood around her neck and has admitted to using just about every kind of drug, sexual experience and adventure to anyone who asks. She has admitted it all in public. Can you imagine what she has kept just between herself and friends and family?
The thought that 8 photos from a billion years ago are going to break her and Brad apart is just their way of selling some magazines. If they had said XXX photos of Angelina, then people may or may not buy the issue. But, if you say the photos that will break them up, then it makes people think they are photos of her cheating with someone.
Notice also how the Simpson sisters are supposedly having a weight war. Whatever.
