Star Magazine Is Nuts
In this week's issue of Star Magazine they have a set of 8 photos of Angelina Jolie that include several of her naked, with a dog collar around her neck, and on a 14 hour heroin bender. The headline is "Angie & Brad: The Photos That Will Tear Them Apart!" Umm, this is Angelina Jolie we are talking about here. I think that once you get with Angelina you kind of know that you are getting someone who has not had the purest of backgrounds. I mean she made out with her brother and has had actual sex with Billy Bob Thornton. This is not Jennifer Aniston and the occasional joint while watching some soft core porn on Cinemax some Friday night. This is someone who wore blood around her neck and has admitted to using just about every kind of drug, sexual experience and adventure to anyone who asks. She has admitted it all in public. Can you imagine what she has kept just between herself and friends and family?
The thought that 8 photos from a billion years ago are going to break her and Brad apart is just their way of selling some magazines. If they had said XXX photos of Angelina, then people may or may not buy the issue. But, if you say the photos that will break them up, then it makes people think they are photos of her cheating with someone.
Notice also how the Simpson sisters are supposedly having a weight war. Whatever.
The stories some people come up with lol.
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I think sleeping with Billy Bob Thornton is a hell of a lot worse than anything else she's ever done.
ReplyDeleteHe's just skeevy.
I am trying really hard to see what is going on in that pic w/Angelina? That is not her naked torso right? It looks like a man's.
ReplyDeletei think it was her dark side that drew Brad in to begin with ...i think he LOVES her dark side muhahhaww
ReplyDelete@kimmypie1 - I had the same problem. Yes, I believe that is her torso. She is laying down (GASP) naked, with black X's on her nipples..
ReplyDeletePlease. Are people this dumb? Enty is right. Angie Jo has admitted to just about everything. Publicly.
She always said it wasn't real blood in a vial, just a thumbprint in blood or some such twaddle.
ReplyDeleteAt first when I read this I thought they were recent (which could be a problem) but they aren't. They are from her very publicized past, so I don't see how this will even cause a ripple of anything back at home. Anything for a story.
ReplyDeletedlisted says the pics were taken from andrew morton's new bio on her, which i can't wait to read.
ReplyDeletelol @ delilah! I didn't even notice the error.
ReplyDeleteStar and the other mags want REALLY badly to break these two up. It's really kind of tiresome. Brad knows exactly what he signed up for.
Yes, yes, Angie has told us all enough times about how "dark" she is, so nothing comes as a surprise.
ReplyDeleteAnd re making out with her brother: Didn't they just kiss on the lips, sans tongue? Everyone acts like they had sexual intercourse in a coffin or something. She likes kissing him because he looks like a male Angelina. And he likes kissing her because she looks like a female whatever the fuck *his* name is.
I will say that when anyone, celebrity or otherwise, airs a ton of their dirty laundry in public I can't help but think "WTF kind of twisted, kinky stuff are you keeping to yourself?"
ReplyDeleteI can buy that some celebs are not very sexual. I, myself, have a sex drive that wanes from time to time. And that's normal for me.
ReplyDeleteHe's could very well be a loner. I dunno. I guess none of us know.
@kimmiepie: I think she has black electrical tape covering her nipples and it appears to be pre-breast augmentation.
ReplyDeleteI agree with canadachick. I think Brad has a 'dark' side sexually and Angie satisfies it. Jennifer Aniston seems pretty vanilla to me.
The text of the story at Star also says Angie has Billy Bob's name tatooed on her genitals. eeww.
CallGirlinVA: IIRC, Ted Casablanca reported on the Billy Bob tattoo back when he & Angelina were first married, so that's not a surprise. I'm only slightly surprised that she hasn't had it lasered off or had a new tattoo done over it, but then again, if it doesn't bother Brad. (Considering that Morton's book claims to know what font the tattoo is in--thank you, NYT, I didn't need to know that info--I'm starting to think he's weirder than she is.)
ReplyDelete(Oh, all right...it's Helvetica, or so he claims, which makes me think he's full of it, as that's not really a font conducive to such things IMNSHO.)
re: weirdness: Morton, that is, not Brad, although you never know...it's those really "normal" looking people that you have to watch out for... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI wonder who is winning the Simpson weight war. ;)
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