Janet Jackson in Sardinia. Hmmm. Paris Hilton is there too. Sorry Janet.
The Katie Holmes collection. I'm guessing if she was not married to Tom Cruise, she probably would be taking a limo instead of a helicopter.
I guess they left the door open on the ride.
WTF is this? Does she think this is sexy? By the way, I love Kevin Kline and Paul Dano.
Apparently she forgot her pants.
But, at least Suri is finally walking!!
Jane Lynch and a bunch of people who want to look like Jane Lynch.
Don't see the wrinkle.
In Maxim's world, belly buttons are not allowed. Either that or Jwoww was not born with one.
Kate Winslet filming a commercial and looking spectacular.
Leo introduces the members of the band before their encore.
The Katie Holmes collection. I'm guessing if she was not married to Tom Cruise, she probably would be taking a limo instead of a helicopter.
I guess they left the door open on the ride.
WTF is this? Does she think this is sexy? By the way, I love Kevin Kline and Paul Dano.
Apparently she forgot her pants.
But, at least Suri is finally walking!!
Jane Lynch and a bunch of people who want to look like Jane Lynch.
Don't see the wrinkle.
In Maxim's world, belly buttons are not allowed. Either that or Jwoww was not born with one.
Kate Winslet filming a commercial and looking spectacular.
Leo introduces the members of the band before their encore.
Kate Winslets' hair needs some help... I love her though!
ReplyDeleteFor a middle aged man, Cruise is doing better good at keeping the body up.
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ReplyDeleteI thought Lily Allen was Shirley Manson. That's not good for Shirley Manson.
ReplyDeleteAre 10 pics of Katie Holmes really necessary? I think you have an obsession, Enty.
ReplyDeleteBite your tongue, Buffy. Shirley Manson is pure goddess. Love her.
Love the pic of Bridget Monyhan and the girl scouts. Cute.
Maybe not a wrinkle, but how about a camel toe on that ill-fitting outfit.
ReplyDeleteI'm just creeped out about either the barely there or just missing belly button
ReplyDeleteshe wasn't born with those t-ts either but they made it on the cover.
ReplyDeleteSo, WRT heroin mom - we know now that Enty is still cool with Halle and Kate W - so who can it be?!
ReplyDeleteAnother perfect example of Jessica's stylist snickering at her.
Katie looks like she's channelling a 4 year old Suri pose in that pic iwth the cast. Ridiculous.
I didn't know they made jumpers like that in big girl sizes....
ReplyDeleteJessica really needs to fire her stylist--or get one, whatever the case may be.
For God's sake - leave Ashlee alone. There's nothing wrong with her.
ReplyDeleteNow maybe we need to start ignoring Lindsay Lohan. She doesn't deserve all this attention. She's nothing but low life scum.
In my next life I will look like Kate Winslet. And be married to Mike Rowe. Yes I will.
And way, WAY too many photos of Katie Holmes Cruise. She is as boring as they come.
I don't know why people dislike Ashlee Simpson - is she evil or something?
ReplyDeleteKate Winslet sort of looks like Winona Ryder in that pic (in the face, anyway).
My theory: I think that 'sexy' pose of Katie's is a result of her being married to Tom - she's trying to discreetly look shorter, LOL.
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ReplyDeleteHere's one reason why people hate Ashlee, MadLyb - and there are others:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRCPkfxbzIo
I'm SO sick of the camel toe comments every time, god forbid, a woman's anatomy is emphasized by her clothing. Yes, women have slits 'down there'. It shouldn't be anything to be ashamed of. If a guys twigs and berries are bulging through his pants, that seems to garner admiration, rather than ridicule and snide, sophomoric comments. I wish it would stop. It's demeaning to women and it's not funny, or even okay.
ReplyDeleteRQ - Ew, Is that for real? I worked at McDonald's as a teen, and that pisses me off. Now I get it. The worst part of it is she is grossly untalented, and yet thinks she can get away with that type of behavior. Just...gross.
ReplyDeleteKatie has unfortunate shaped legs.
ReplyDeleteLOVE me some Kate W, she looks awesome as per!
At least her bellybutton doesn't move around and come and go like LiLo's.
ReplyDelete@MadLyb - Yep, it's for real. Now you get it. Who the hell she thinks she is is beyond me. She's famous for getting a nose job, lipsynching, being a terrible actress and abusing McDonald's employees.
ReplyDeleteAt least her sister has some talent. Sorry, but Asslee infuriates me.
ReplyDeleteKatie Holmes looks bizarre in those pics. What's up with her face??
ReplyDeleteKate Winslet looks gorgeous!
ITA with MadLyb's camel toe comments. Brava!
ReplyDeleteWHAT is up with Katie's face??? Something has been done but I can't put my finger on what.
ReplyDelete@RocketQueen, I agree. Now that we know heroin mom is not Halle or Kate I have no idea who else was one of the more popular guesses.
ReplyDeleteRompers honestly should not be worn by anyone over 60 lbs, by which I mean, a child, not Nicole Ritchie.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Katie think she has such good legs? She doesn't. And her mop of fake hair? Yikes.
Geez, I'm using up all my bitchiness awfully early in the day.
Didn't anyone guess Tori for coke mom? She's skinny enough.
ReplyDeleteKatie has a weird-shaped body, poor thing.
ReplyDeleteHer legs are just wrong.
I think Ashlee looks weird, Jessica looks like she's drinking a lot (puffy,) Katie looks deranged and Kate W. is a breath of fresh air.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!! I get Maxim magazine in the mail and it just came (yes, I am a woman who loves Maxim, the writing slays me, it's so funny!) and I was enthralled yet disgusted by the lack of navel on JWoww!
ReplyDeleteJust WEIRD.