Antonio Sabato Jr wears something from his free t-shirt collection.
Does anyone actually like Ashlee Simpson?
Beyonce with a hangover. Kind of looks like it. I feel bad for her. It looks like a rough one.
Bridget Moynahan at the premiere of Ramona & Beezus.
BP photoshopped their command center to make it look more busy. This one is fake and
this one is real.
Britney Spears actually looks normal. Good for her.
The same dress on three separate magazine covers. Apparently Vogue went ballistic. The others took it in stride.
Diddy gave Justin Bieber this Lamborghini. Yep. Sean Kingston went along for the ride.
Jon & Girlfriend Plus 8.
No running at the pool. I hear my mom's voice. She had no idea how strong the pull of that ice cream truck song was though. Kate probably yelled at Jon when she saw this photo.
Does anyone actually like Ashlee Simpson?
Beyonce with a hangover. Kind of looks like it. I feel bad for her. It looks like a rough one.
Bridget Moynahan at the premiere of Ramona & Beezus.
BP photoshopped their command center to make it look more busy. This one is fake and
this one is real.
Britney Spears actually looks normal. Good for her.
The same dress on three separate magazine covers. Apparently Vogue went ballistic. The others took it in stride.
Diddy gave Justin Bieber this Lamborghini. Yep. Sean Kingston went along for the ride.
Jon & Girlfriend Plus 8.
No running at the pool. I hear my mom's voice. She had no idea how strong the pull of that ice cream truck song was though. Kate probably yelled at Jon when she saw this photo.
So I finally listened to a Bieber song.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what it's called, but all I heard was "ooohh baby, baby oohh" repeated 100 times over an infatile tune.
Seriously, THIS is what is setting the world of music alight?
I despair of humanity.
the bieber/kingston caption sounds like a hint to a blind item from a little while back. Anyone remember?
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ReplyDeleteBeyonce has the "everything smells vile because I'm in my first trimester" look.
ReplyDeleteBieber and Kingston were a (joking) guess to last Friday's blind about the two singers who fell in love. You can find it here. http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2010/07/four-for-friday.html
ReplyDeleteIs Enty joking too?
With regards to the Asslee Simpson question, Enty, I'm a definite hater. In addition to being just nasty, I'm not exactly sure what she's good for besides lip synching and abusing Burger King employees.
ReplyDeleteA 16 year old with a Lamborghini. Yeah, that's not going to go to his head or anything. *rolls eyes*
Is it me or is there a crazy skull size ratio between Ashlee and Pete?
ReplyDeletehotchacha, Their skulls look huge because they both weigh about 97 pounds each. When people are that freakishly thin their heads look like that of a baby bird or a human Charm's blow pop. One sees it all the time among the females of Hollywood, and sadly, it's becoming more common among the males.
ReplyDeleteJon G. may be a douche, but I will say that his kids always look a lot happier around him than with Kate.
Well then can we give Ash and Pete a sandwich? Hell, let's splurge and give EACH of them a sandwich.
ReplyDeleteAnd the dress looks equally hideous on all three covers.
ReplyDeleteRE: Beyonce... and sympathy. Seriously, Enty, is there at this moment on the planet, a more charmed life?! Sympathy is best saved for someone having a bad day/week/month/year/life, not a bad second or a bad look day.
ReplyDeleteRE: Three Covers, One Dress. The best thing is it shows how lame VOGUE has become. That shot conjures mass market GLAMOUR, not trend-setting classic VOGUE.
Years ago Ashlee had a reality show on VH1 or Empty Vee when she was recording her (first?) album and she went out of her way to act all humble and sweet. Then, after the nose job she turned into an uber bitch. And I guess it doesn't help one's personality if one putting away as much blow as she does.
ReplyDeleteeeek- you think Britney looks normal? look at that hair!
ReplyDeleteI despise Ashlee Simpson, but she looks good.
I just think Pete Wentz has a really big head. And I thought after that debacle on Saturday Night "Live," we'd never have to hear from Ashlee again...?
ReplyDeleteAshlee Simpson, hmm, just why is she a celeb now? Put out some music? *yawns* Sister to the one with the single wrinkle? *double yawn*
ReplyDeleteCancan - YES, exactly what I thought! Betcha Beyonce is knocked up!
ReplyDeleteJon's girlfriend looks like a really happy nanny playing with the kids. Maybe the state can transfer his custody and visitations to her? She seems like the most fit parent yet.
ReplyDeleteAnd that dress looks best on Lily Allen - take that, Wintour.
ReplyDeletei concur that lily allen whore it best, the girl on the cover to the left looked good too! maybe vogue should have these models and lily allen instead.
ReplyDeleteI hate myself for finding Asslee attractive. I want to call her talentless, but didn't she graduate from a prestigious ballet school?
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one that thinks Jon shouldn't be exposing his brood to his skanks??? No kids here myself but in my experience competent and caring parents don't expose their kids to every trick they bring home. Oops, answered my own question. But really, I'm not the only one that thinks this, am I?
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