Which diva was at a posh lounge introducing herself to men, "I'm famous, and I'm on a reality TV show. Do you want to get me a drink?" -- to which one guy replied, "I've never heard of you," prompting the surgically enhanced "blonde" to frown and turn in search of her next target .
WHICH rock star can't stand his keyboardist's fiancée? On tour, the singer won't let the former groupie on the band's plane .
WHICH top defense lawyer is having trouble with his wife? The former model/ actress goes to various doctors for prescriptions for painkillers, uppers, downers and gets them filled at different pharmacies.
#1 - Ramona Singer from RHNY
ReplyDelete2, Bon Jovi?
ReplyDelete2 is Jon Bon jovi And David Bryan. What bands have keyboardists anymore!
ReplyDelete1. heidi montag
ReplyDelete2. tom petty
3. robert shapiro
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ReplyDeleteit's always TACKY for women to ask men to but them a drink. if he's interested, he'll offer.
ReplyDelete1. Holly whatshername, Hef's ex
ReplyDelete2. Bon Jovi
3. no clue
I REALLY hope #1 is Heidi Montag. That would be funny!
ReplyDelete#2 I can cosign with the Bon Jovi guess.
#3 NO IDEA!
1. kim zolciak
ReplyDeleteI'm cringing at the thought of someone actually saying that they are famous in a real conversation. If you have to tell someone who you are, then you most certainly are not famous. That said, I think this could be Tila Tequilla, she is surgically enhanced and has hideous "blonde" hair.
ReplyDeleteVintage Hollywood: Early in his career, Gary Cooper was trying to get seated at the Brown Derby restaurant. His friend said, "Tell them who you are." Cooper: "If you have to tell them who you are, you're nobody!"
ReplyDeleteI love the Tila guess.
ReplyDelete1. Holly Madison (and it hurts me to say that...because I really like Holly). It can't be Heidi Montag because she can't even open up her mouth wide enough to fit a straw in there.
ReplyDelete2. Bon Jovi.
3. S-s-s-s-shapiro!
RocketQueen, I like your guess.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like something Jules Kirby would do!
#2 Has to be Bon Jovi...they are the only band out there that is doing well enough to afford a plane. LOL
ReplyDeleteit's not the bon jovi keyboardist
ReplyDeletehe's married with 2 kids
a lot of bands have keyboardists.
ReplyDeletelol @ #1!
i have no clues, but love shapiro for #3!
Tom Petty is powerful enough to make this edict.
ReplyDeleteI like Jamie's Girl's Tom Petty guess. Sounds like him.
ReplyDeleteAlso thought of Holly Madison for No. 1.
Who cares about the third? LOL
2 - Bon Jovi - David Bryan is divorced and is dating a British model
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