On this episode of Tori & Dean, Dean crashes his motorcycle and ends up in the hospital. Stop me if you have heard this before. Dean says that he wanted to race bikes professionally but he is always crashing. Always. In his latest big crash, Dean punctured a lung and was supposedly in intensive care in a hospital. Somehow though despite being in intensive care he was able to send out messages on his Twitter. "Thanks for the well wishes. A collapsed lung is no fun, and is a lengthy heal. Feeling pretty bad today. Day 2 is always the worst."
Of course Tori says that she was angry at him until she saw him in intensive care and then just wanted to make sure he was alright. He then said he was giving up bikes forever because he wanted them to be one happy family. Hold on a sec. I just threw up in my mouth a little. I know he didn't plan for a punctured lung but I feel manipulated and it would not shock me in the slightest to know there were cameras following them around when all of this happened.
I have had enough of them.
Maybe he should give that up. He obviously sucks at it.
ReplyDelete@Syd - he obviously sucks at acting too, but he hasn't given that up yet :)
ReplyDeletemy pinky is wider than her arm.
ReplyDeletelol @syd that's what i was thinking too. i could see gardening still even when all your plants die, baking even though your cakes are flat... riding bikes when you obviously don't know what you're doing? on second thought, go dean! your new career is waiting for you!
ReplyDeleteThey should change their last names to "Tool".
ReplyDeleteAnd what hospital allows cell phone usage???
I'm with shakey on this, I didn't think hospitals allowed cell phones in intensive care. And frankly if I'd just punctured my lung, my "fans" could wait for me to start Tweeting again. This two are pathetic.
ReplyDeleteThe truly sad part is that there are people who do care about Tori and Dean.
ReplyDelete*giggle-snort*
Yeah typically places like the ICU and ER are cell-phone-free zones because they can wreak havoc with life support machines. But The Spelling/McDouche family doesn't care about that! Their fans deserve to know everything's okay! Gag me with a spoon.
ReplyDeleteIs anybody even watching their stupid show?
ReplyDeleteIt's a cry for help - he clearly hates his life and is desperate to escape.
ReplyDeleteI'm with lollydarling. I was reading this thinking that his subconscious was forcing him to commit suicide. What other option does he have left?
ReplyDeleteI feel like the golden age of reality tv is over. Tori & Dean are doing anything they can to keep things interesting so they don't lose their shows and biggest source of income.
ReplyDeleteI don't think he meant to end up in the ICU but I'm sure there were cameras and he was doing something dumb and risky to look interesting for the cameras.
He needs to stop at the Optometrist's office on the way out of the hospital.
ReplyDeleteWell he obviously is shooting for the career of Crash Test Dummy.
ReplyDeleteIt pains me to even look at Tori. She needs to eat a meal once in a while.
I had enough of Tori the second I found out that she was okay with running off with a guy who had just adopted a child with his wife. But for some reason, we keep hearing about these people.
ReplyDeleteI broke a hip last year, wasn't in ICU, but for at least two days the very LAST thing I thought about was emailing or tweeting friends. Had the nurses call my family, and left it at that. I was just in too much pain.
ReplyDeletekeep riding those donorcycles, dean. you'll get the job done one of these days. i have faith in ya, buddy!
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