Michael Lohan Just Called The Kettle Black
Have you been reading the stuff that Michael Lohan has been sending out today? He is trying to do serious damage control after being accused of assaulting Kate Major. He had his attorney, Lisa Bloom release this statement.
"Michael Lohan 100% denies each and every one of Kate Major’s allegations. He has never threatened to harm her, never assaulted her, and never physically abused her in any way. Kate was heavily intoxicated during the verbal argument between Michael and Kate in the early afternoon on Monday. Michael Lohan has been clean and sober for six years. Michael Lohan is fully cooperating with the police investigation. No charges have been filed. He expects to be fully vindicated."
Have you noticed that whenever Mr. Mesh gets into one of these arguments the other person is always drunk or stoned or wasted. When he allegedly beat the last girlfriend he dragged her out of the car because she was wasted on drugs or so he said. Meanwhile he is Mr. Clean and sober. Whatever.
The best part is that Michael also told the world he was upset at Kate because she sold stories to the tabloids about Lindsay Lohan. Ha!. The only reason that he is upset is that she did not cut him in on the money.
My eyes! My eyes! My beautiful eyes!
ReplyDeleteOMG I almost spit out my water when I saw that picture! Nice one Enty. You know he took it himself, trying to look all sexy, with his nipple and flexing his muscle as hard as he can.. hahahahahahaha!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOSER.
If I were interested in seeing some Lohan nipple, it wouldn't be that one! Ick, Ick and double ick!
ReplyDelete*gagging noises* Enty, why do you punish us like this.
ReplyDeleteGreat picture, Ent! What a moron! Thanks for the laugh! The flexing muscles made my day!
ReplyDeleteThis is the kind of thing ..... that makes me feel bad for Lindsay.
ReplyDeletewait, weren't there pictures of him and that walking piece of Foie Gras drinking frozen daiquiri's on a yaht somewhere? There is no way I believe he is sober, especially hanging out with gosslin.
ReplyDeleteas Bugs Bunny would say,"What a maroon!"
ReplyDeleteOh Enty - is this a close up of the picture where he has his legs splayed open? I feel robbed! lol
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, for someone who seems to care so much about his own sobriety, he sure goes to a lot of bars. And for someone who supposedly cares about the sobriety of his girlfriends, he sure spends a lot of time with girlfriends who are wasted, or takes pictures of other girlfriends doing lines of blow. This guy is a waste of oxygen and mesh shirts.
SWEET JESUS...this is the worst photo I have ever seen. I can't even look right at it, and I'm not kidding or trying to be funny. The fontrum + revulsion is way too much for me to take *runs away*
ReplyDeleteYou'd do us a bigger favor by not posting a damn thing about this guy. There is absolutely no reason why he should receive media attention, much less any from me. It sounds like you don't like him (and with good reason, of course). Really prove it to us by deeming him unworthy of being on your awesome website.
ReplyDelete@skeeball, or a macaroon.
ReplyDeleteIs everyone aware that Lisa Bloom is Gloria Allred's daughter?
ReplyDeleteShe's just as annoying as her mother.
clean and sober means you don't do drugs at all and don't drink at all. if "i never hit her" is anything like "clean and sober" then we know you are a liar with no credibility.
ReplyDeleteand i agree, this toolbag is the only reason i feel bad for lindsay. with her "sober" dad and her "loving" mother, the girl never stood a chance in life.
He looks so gay in that shirt LOL.
ReplyDeleteJudging from the majority of the comments, I have *never*ever* been more thankful than I am now that work has a filter that blocks the pictures in blogs. (don't ask me, I don't give 2 squirts about most of the pics, I prefer Enty's writing style above all else).
ReplyDeleteThat being said, the denial is standard, ditto the "intoxication" accusation. I'm thoroughly suprised that Gibshit didn't try that defense with Oxsana.
dear enty:
ReplyDeleteno more ML mesh pix. keep up the dirt, though.
thank you.
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excuse me, now y'all while i get rid of my lunch.
Don't blame Enty - I sent him this pic, LOL! I just thought it was hysterical that this one makes it obvious he took both pictures of himself because he thinks that shirt makes him super-sexy!
ReplyDeleteI'm freaked out by all web self portraits, but this one is freaky to a whole new level.
ReplyDeleteSomebody has to break into Enty's computer and delete this picture! My eyes can't take it anymore.
ReplyDeleteOk, Moosh - you've just been put on the "Unbelievably Evil" list.
ReplyDeleteAnother stunt like this and I'll tell Michael you're dying to see him in person WEARING THAT SHIRT!
BAAAHHAWWWW love this pic
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