Monday, July 19, 2010

“Me, You, F**K F**K.” Equals $15M


I am trying my hardest to imagine a pick up line more awful than the one in the headline. Even something cheesy like I would love to see your clothes on my floor tonight is not as bad as "Me, You, F**k F**k." Who says this kind of thing? Cristiano Ronaldo. With those four words he managed to pick up a waitress here in Los Angeles and got her pregnant. There was no surrogate mother, although he did apparently pay her $15M for the baby and to be quiet about the whole thing.

I can understand the paying of the $15M for the baby, but I don't understand the confidentiality part. Why does it matter who she is? Is he ashamed of who he had sex with or that someone agreed to have sex with him without protection by using that line?

The Daily Mirror says they interviewed the woman or at least know who she is. I am trying to decide why they will not say who it is. Why the mystery? The drama? A woman got pregnant and had a baby. All this is going to do is make me think there is something shady going on with all of this.

If she is out there, someone will talk. They always do.


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  2. At least his communication skills are clear and concise.

    Women will be lining up everywhere for their chance to deliver a $15 million baby for him.

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  3. All these stories have convinced me: when I grow up, I want to be a cocktail waitress.

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  5. Why would a straight man pay a woman to give him a baby when as a rich handsome bachelor a trillion women would jump at the opportunity for FREE?!?! Perhaps Mr. Ronaldo ain't so straight y'all.

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  6. @MontanaMarriot - ding ding we have the answer

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  7. Amen to Amies and MM... He's been pingin my radar for awhile...

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  8. I heard she got knocked up by accident and then ran to the phone to call him and let him know but he didn't believe the baby was his. There was a paternity test once the baby was born. Then the $15M deal was made.

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  9. Just playing devil's advocate, but it might be for the same reason movie stars use prostitutes - the most important part is having no strings attached.

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  10. Confidentiality? Because he paid the mom off so she isn't a part of the baby's life. I assume as part of the $15 million, she's signed away her parental rights. Maybe he doesn't want the child to know who she is until he turns 18.

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  11. my gaydar doesn't just go off around this dude, it plays The Weather Girls.

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  12. ROFLMAO
    OMG @JAX
    HILARRRRRIOUS LOLOLOL

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  13. Jax, that is hysterical!!!! OMG, too funny! Don't think I've ever seen the dude, so I can't comment on pingage. The only thought I had was "is she underage?"

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  14. hahaha i want to be a cocktail waitress too!!!

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  15. Exactly my thoughts @MontanaMarriott

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